Lack of "greaves". : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:17 am

If all else fails wear Daedric instead. It's better than that sissy armor that puny mer wear.
Its there to show that they are going to [censored] DIE!

Ah, but Nords would rather wear "real steel". That is why Nords are lesser. You are not a Nord of Skyrim. That is why.

Of course, I bet 5 esteemed wizards of the Thalmor would drop a daedric armored foe relatively fast.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:37 am

Ah, but Nords would rather wear "real steel". That is why Nords are lesser. You are not a Nord of Skyrim. That is why.

Of course, I bet 5 esteemed wizards of the Thalmor would drop a daedric armored foe relatively fast.

I drop them faster.....

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:02 am

Glass armor too, these are the top three that don't have some kind of skirt on their armor.

Dragonscale and dragon plate look like they have a tiny mini skirt going on there

Ah yes, Glass, worn only by the best Altmer troops. It is better than any Nordic junk.

And it is skirtless!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:29 pm

I drop them faster.....

That's because you make your own gear.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:38 am

That's because you make your own gear.

The Black Hand> Mer scum!

OT: I think falmer armor has no skirt.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:32 am

The Black Hand> Mer scum!

OT: I think falmer armor has no skirt.

The Black Hand?

They lost their robes.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:33 am

The Black Hand?

They lost their robes.

Wrong Black hand.
HA HA HA!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:58 am

I think I have discovered why much of the armor is grievless skirts and one piece dresses.

It's because it's needed to air-rate the "boys"

See Nords they drink all the time which is known to make one hot. They also fight all the time so they sweat alot

The reason their are no pants is because the nord "Boys" "family jewels" Need to air-rate and dry off otherwise it causes all these big bulky men to chaffe and be exceedingly uncomfortable to move in.

And I think Nords developed a resistance to cold with all the mead and ale they consume at such a young age for many generations!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:02 am

Wrong Black hand.
HA HA HA!

Not the flame-thrower guys again!

They're just plain annoying to eliminate.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:08 am

Ancient Nord Armor
Fur Armor ((all 4 skins))
Hide Armor
Studded Armor
Spike Armor
Iron Armor
Steel armor ((with that unsual fur skirt))
Wolf Armor ((sold -only- by Eorluf Grey Mane))
Dwarven Armor
Imperial Armor ((looks more like a dress honestly))
Stormcloak armor

Those are just some off the top of my head. You can't call them "kilts" because Nords are "Vikings" not "scottish" So the only thing you can call these armor are bulky dresses and mini skirts. Even the STEEL armor must have a traditional fur skirt!

This isn't meant to sound all complainy or anything (I don't want to start the whole greaves fight) But it almost seems that when Bethesda said armors go down to the knee so there's no point in greaves they literally got rid of the greaves without merging pants into the curiass's lol. And dynamic snow isn't in game? So snow never builds up as it falls? Sigh, another thing that didn't end up in the game

Ah well I guess it doesn't matter to much since I haven't seemed to notice it not being there XD