I'm not satan, I'm a Lucario. Not sure about other lefties though.

What like all of them? Some hive-mind left-hand-collective that makes up the form of Satan?

Nope. At least I'm not.

I also have a habit of surveying everyone to see who's a fellow leftie.

A left handed guy I used to work with was always saying "Left is right and right is wrong."


I prefer using toilet paper.

Apparently lefties aren't evil, but they're really stalkers!

"So I noticed you're a lefty"

"Nice to see you've been observing my hands..."

:P

This proves it

Lefties are crazy and have delusions

^^ this one thinks he's a pokemon

Sad really

:nope:

We aint evil where misunderstood

Oh yeah, I always have to be careful about that at restaurants. But all throughout public schooling we had individual desks, so it was never really any issue. And now in college we have table, but they're so big that it doesn't really matter.

I watch for people in lectures who are left handed, I have this theory that anyone that writes with their left is a subversive with something wrong with them.

Exactly, this is how he manifests himself. With so many lefties in this thread were lucky there has been no lava or explosions.

Sad is a puppy drowning in a stream surrounded by pirrahnas.

^^ this proves that lefties have a tendency to think evil things

Only someone evil would think about puppies drowning while surrounded by pirrahnas

Or even better would be a kitten getting dipped in sulphuric acid and being forced clean itself of be dumped into a pool of lye.

Evil conspiring lefties. You will never rule the world with an iron fist while I am still living! :gun:

you will be the first to die

Peace Bullet! How could you say something like that?!?! :rofl:

I'm left-handed for writing, eating, and using the mouse (except in games). I'm right handed with sports and other things and the like. I use spiral bound notebooks upside down and backwards. I left click with my middle finger and right click with my index.

I can't stand sitting to the right of right-handed people. Desks in high school were somewhat uncomfortable to use because they were ergonomically right handed (I think that's how I conditioned myself to write with my hand at the top of the paper and write downwards). We only had one or two left-handed desks and the teachers would put those in the back of the room, so it was either not see anything, or be uncomfortable.

Normal scissors hurt my hands, but it's always a good excuse to get out of cutting handouts and the like for people.

It always annoyed me how teachers in architecture school never knew how to teach the left-handed people.

I HATE right-handed people! They make me so ANGRY!



EDIT: And I can probably never buy a somewhat cheap gaming mouse.

We sound like a right wing message board.

I won't even ask what you use to hold the toilet paper. :nope:

I'm left handed mainly for writing, using scissors and holding a weapon. I just wish I'd learnt how to write better, as my handwriting is near-uninteligible.

Most people have horrible handwriting no matter what hand is their dominate hand

I'm among the worst when it comes to handwriting

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I'm a lefty. I like red and black, listen to Voltaire, and don't hate Twilight, WoW, or the Star Wars prequel trilogy. But I'm not actually evil.

Edit: And I also cosplay as an Imperial Scout Trooper.

... What has been seen, cannot be unseen. :nope:

Good thing I never got around to installing Adobe Flash Player on Firefox on my computer.