Milkdrinker? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:42 am

I always get a laugh when some Nord tries to call me a milk drinker. My response in my head is usually "Yes forgive me for not being an alchoholic like you... :meh:

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Dahaha.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:08 am

Ok so most of you have probably encountered some "badass" orc or nord, calling you a milk drinker, and attacking you if u wont let them call u something as terrible as that....

But wtf is Milkdrinker supposed to relate to? I dont get it?
I get that its something like calling another person a noob or something, but yeah...

could anybody please explain?

that you still svck on your moms (you get the picture)

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:39 am

They have cheese wheels and bonemeals, and umm.... cannibalism for calcium and blood is good source of iron.

Indeed. Yet the bones of a milkdrinker who consumes all of those, and milk, will still be superior.

Besides... seems like Elves take more of a liking to those things. Except the cheese wheels.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:24 pm

I always get a laugh when some Nord tries to call me a milk drinker. My response in my head is usually "Yes forgive me for not being an alchoholic like you... :meh:

"

Dahaha.

so an appropriate response might be "I used to be an alcholholic like you and then I-" *gets attacked by the bad meme ninjas*

on topic yeah blah blah not manly blah blah I enjoy milk

I honestly think the nords and orcs are a bit overdone in this manner (as in they're too much of the "RAWR I HAZ MUSCELS AND MANLY HORMONES!!!")

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:50 pm

I thought they only called you this if you were a Khajiit. But then I've only played as a Khajiit.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:41 pm

but doesnt milk build strong bones?
i see no problem with being a milk drinker.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:46 am

i see no problem with being a milk drinker.

Well you wouldn't, would you,... you're a Khajiit!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:57 am

Well you wouldn't, would you,... you're a Khajiit!

o nvm read that wrong. lol

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:43 am

o nvm read that wrong. lol

Yeah, just saw how that could be read, edited to clarify my point.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:46 am

pretty sure they're trying to say you still nurse from you mother, thus saying you look weak...like a baby, plus the cows in skyrim give grade e milk (you don't want grade e milk) so only the grossest people would think of consuming it

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:33 am

Milk drinker is an offense because true nords drink mead, and saying that you are a milk drinker is calling you young/weak/inexperienced

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:45 pm

Ok so most of you have probably encountered some "badass" orc or nord, calling you a milk drinker, and attacking you if u wont let them call u something as terrible as that....

But wtf is Milkdrinker supposed to relate to? I dont get it?
I get that its something like calling another person a noob or something, but yeah...

could anybody please explain?

Nords are idiots. Milk strengthens bones, and teeth. Way better than the other crap they drink.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:03 pm

Ok so most of you have probably encountered some "badass" orc or nord, calling you a milk drinker, and attacking you if u wont let them call u something as terrible as that....

But wtf is Milkdrinker supposed to relate to? I dont get it?
I get that its something like calling another person a noob or something, but yeah...

could anybody please explain?

Know what drinks milk? Babies. They're calling you a briast feeding baby, who are completely defenseless and weak.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:07 pm

Know what drinks milk? Babies. They're calling you a briast feeding baby, who are completely defenseless and weak.

Dovahkiin drinks BABIES!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:00 pm

OP is obviously a milk drinker

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:46 am

OP is obviously a milk drinker

Them's fighting words! *slaps with a gauntlet* I'll see you at noon good sir, dress for a funeral!

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:56 am

Milk-drinker is an insult because in many cultures, only infants and/or children drink milk, and advlts would be looked down on for drinking it. Especially in places where it can't be mass produced with plenty of excess, or stored for long periods of time without going bad. In case you aren't aware, Skyrim would qualify as pone of those places. So if you drink milk, you are weak like a child, not because you don't drink mead, but because you are drinking a beverage that would be only served to children.

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:27 am

It means you're a baby...in skyrim men drink mead not milk

» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:47 am

Being a Milk Drinker is Impossible in Skyrim, There's no Milk >:|
every beverage in the game is Alcoholic, unless you include Potions, Skooma, and Sleeping tree sap o.o
the Loading screen tip on Cows mentions they're the most domesticated animals and that they're used for meat, fur, and MILK.