» Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:36 am
Me mam, Freyga Bear-Crusher, told me if I drank all me milk like a good little Nord, I would grow up to be big and strong like me Da, Urvar Mammoth-Wrestler. So I does as I'm told, and grow up all big an' strong and breaking rocks wi' me head an' that, and some fool walks in the bar, calls me a milk-drinker, like's there's summat wrong wi' that.
So I kills him, just for being weak.