Most memorable dialogue : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:43 pm

Ulfrics first speech.

It's mostly a dialogue, but here's the longest bit:

I fight for the men I’ve held in my arms, dying on foreign soil.
I fight for their wives and children whose names I heard whispered in their last breaths.
I fight for the we few who did come home only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces.
I fight for my people, impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves!
I fight so that all the fighting I’ve already done hasn’t been for nothing.
I fight because I must.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:25 am

"A CHALLENGER IS NEAR!"
"Taaalos the Mighty! Taaalos the unerring! Taaalos the unassailable!"
"Boys, girls, dogs, elders - there's nobody I won't fa-ha-ight!"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:24 am

Ulfric's opening speech.

Faralda, as I sprint towards Winterhold when the Magical Anomalies attack the town: "What's the big rush?"

A female Vampire Mistwalker, after killing me: "What do you need, handsome?"

Lydia, inside a dungeon: "I've got a bad feeling about this." (Note: Only follower I've used so far, so maybe others will say it)

Guard, after I cast Candlelight: "Woah, watch the magic!" or "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."

Mjoll, after I cast Candlelight: "Is that magic? Be careful!"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:32 am

Guard in Whiterun: 'With all due respect, Companion, you should put a muzzle on that dog. The howling that comes from Jorrvaskr at nights is unbearable' or something close to that. Second funniest thing I've ever heard in Skyrim (first being Deep-In-His-Cups random encounter after completing a certain Daedric quest).

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:48 pm

I don't use followers so I don't know if others say that, but in the quest "A scroll for Anska", she will say: "Sometimes I just like to watch them burn". That's awesome.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:18 pm

do you get to the cloud district very often?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:44 pm

The first time you speak with Paarthurnax is my favorite part of the game.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:04 am

I would gladly retire from the world... Were such a day to dawn.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:29 pm

A female Vampire Mistwalker, after killing me: "What do you need, handsome?"

Bandits once commented about "people leaving their things lying around" or something similar while they were walking around my dead body.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:16 pm

"You call yourself a Nord?" heard first from Danica Pure-Spring as I had to beat her up for a Companion quest

"jyooniper berries"... I have to say it, Ralof style, every time I pick some

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:31 pm

Ice mage: ''I'll see you burn!'' *proceeds shooting ice spikes*

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:23 pm

Ice mage: ''I'll see you burn!'' *proceeds shooting ice spikes*

Yeah, that one is always good. I guess they mean freezer burn.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:32 pm

"If these ruins frighten you, take comfort in the knowledge that I am here."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:29 pm

Hogni Red-Arm: "I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to mistake you for a Forsworn agent."
Me (in full Forsworn amor): "I know, right? What's that?!?!?" *yoink*

Edited for accuracy.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:51 am

"... cuuurved swords."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:43 pm

Spoiler

During Season Unending when Ulfric calls Elenwen a Thalmor [censored] because I absolutely hate the Thalmor.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:29 am

Ahh, I love the Dremora quotes:

"I will feast on your heart!"
"There could be no other end"

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:20 am

"These Forsworn don't even have the decency to dress right."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:27 pm

"These Forsworn don't even have the decency to dress right."

The women look just fine - the nerve!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:35 pm

"You've headed down the Path of Dreams. Unfortunately for you, Pelagius suffered night terrors from a young age." - Sheogorath :tes:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:07 am

It's a fine day with you around!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:20 pm

"I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form, just point me at the enemy, and unsheathe me"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:00 pm

... and he says to the man, 'That's not a Horker? That's my wife!'

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:51 pm

"M'aiq knows why Falmer are blind. It has nothing to do with the Dwemer disappearing. Really."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:41 pm

these r my favourites so far
"if someone sneeks up on us, J'zargo will smell them coming, or may not,, we will see" - J'zargo (dun remember the exact thing he says...)
"Khajiit guards your back" - Kharjo and j'zargo
"i used to be an adventurer like you, the i took an arrow to the knee" - guards XD XD
"Wait i know you" - Guards.. oops bounty!! *runs away*
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll" - Guards
"I will shoulder some of your burden" - Kharjo XD