Most memorable dialogue : V

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:08 pm

Whether you find it funny or annoying what are the catch phrase from people you like or dislike? Some of mine below

"Wait I know you" -guards
"Do come baaaack" -Belethor (What a creep)
"Anything by the Talos Preacher in Whiterun"
"Don't set anything on fire" -guards
"Watch that fire" -followers
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll" -guards
"I'm not afraid of you" -annoying little kid that runs around in Whitreun
"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee" or "until I took a sword in the chest" -guards
"I'm obligated to carry your burdens" -Lydia, in the most sarcastic voice possible

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:25 am

You mean "I am sworn to carry your burdens"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:17 pm

You mean "I am sworn to carry your burdens"

yeah, annoying isn't it!?

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:42 am

Creepy Old Lady - "Welcome to the Hall of the Dead, Some day you will end up here." -Smiles at me-

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:12 am

I work for Belethor at the General Goods store.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:37 pm

''If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second'' - Belethor
''When life gives you lemons, go kill a clown'' - Festus Krex
''I'm doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind'' - Sheogorath

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:45 pm

papa says i wont see roggvir anymore, but he wont tell me why -that annoying girl, daughter of that shifty innkeeper in solitude
Psst, i know who you are, hail sithis -all the guards in skyrim, are they once part of the DB? LOL
All quotes by belethor
All quotes by Lydia
What is it, dragons? -Them guards

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:58 am

''If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second'' - Belethor
''When life gives you lemons, go kill a clown'' - Festus Krex
''I'm doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind'' - Sheogorath

Funny stuff!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:05 pm

''I SMELL WEAKNESS'' - Dremora

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:09 am

''I SMELL WEAKNESS'' - Dremora

lol sniff sniff!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:52 am

Also, the way Eorlund Gray-Mane talks will probably haunt me for years. The way he says things like ''Got a lot of steel to shape'' and ''Gods be praised'' in his dreamy voice are... unnerving at best.

Another one that greatly annoys me is some old lady in Whiterun, I believe the fortune-teller, with her ever-lasting ''Come to chat with an old woman, hmm? Do your good deed for the day?''

I think it's quite funny how justs about 80-90% of the quotes so far can be hard within Whiterun

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:58 am

Also, the way Eorlund Gray-Mane talks will probably haunt me for years. The way he says things like ''Got a lot of steel to shape'' and ''Gods be praised'' in his dreamy voice are... unnerving at best.

Another one that greatly annoys me is some old lady in Whiterun, I believe the fortune-teller, with her ever-lasting ''Come to chat with an old woman, hmm? Do your good deed for the day?''

I think it's quite funny how justs about 80-90% of the quotes so far can be hard within Whiterun :tongue:

very true!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 pm

"You shouldn't have come here" - Cracks me up, I do not know why

"You're a person who can get things done, I like that" - Shut up [censored], you're married!

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:33 am

One of the most memorable lines I've heard was in a bandit dungeon (may have been Frostmere Crypt). Cast a calm spell on a lone bandit. Afterwards I walked up beside her as she was walking away and heard her wispering "Help, help". Didn't have the heart to kill her. Aranea took care of her with a fireball when the calm spell wore off.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:10 am

"Hey,Watch the magic" -Cast healing hands on a Whiterun guard
"Thanks, I feel much better" -Casting healing hands on my follower Aela the Huntress
"Why are you doing that" -knocking something around in a vendors store

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:23 am

"I hope you dont expect a thankyou" - everytime I heal Jenassa.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:13 pm

Fire mage says to a Flame Atronach: "I'll see you burn."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:10 pm

A Vampire's "slave" whom ashed upon death whispered "Thank You" between the act of being killed and turning to ash.

Most disturbing, but I was glad to be of service.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:56 am

"Anything by the Talos Preacher in Whiterun"

"I'm obligated to carry your burdens" -Lydia, in the most sarcastic voice possible

First; I never remember anything he says because it's just babble.

Secondly, I HATE her for that quote. I don't know why everyone keeps rigging the console to have her marryable.
"Sworn to carry your burdens?" [censored] I'm trying to give you better equipment, you ungrateful [censored].

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:04 am

A Vampire's "slave" whom ashed upon death whispered "Thank You" between the act of being killed and turning to ash.

I keep wanting to hear that one, but I haven't yet. I've heard it from other thrall-types in other games though.

"Sworn to carry your burdens?" [censored] I'm trying to give you better equipment, you ungrateful [censored].

I know, right? I've only taken her as a follower one time (mainly because I wanted to see what a less-skinny chick looked like in Ancient Nord armor) and I only traded to her to give her the Legendary Ancient Nord armor and Legendary Steel Sword and Shield and she said that in that 'tone'. :mellow:

That being said she did say something really cool (probably the wrong thread since I don't remember it exactly) after she killed a female vampire something like: "Take that, Lady." or "That takes care of you, Lady.". :lol:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:00 am

I know, right? I've only taken her as a follower one time (mainly because I wanted to see what a less-skinny chick looked like in Ancient Nord armor) and I only traded to her to give her the Legendary Ancient Nord armor and Legendary Steel Sword and Shield and she said that in that 'tone'. :mellow:

That being said she did say something really cool (probably the wrong thread since I don't remember it exactly) after she killed a female vampire something like: "Take that, Lady." or "That takes care of you, Lady.". :lol:

Yea. She's the first to fall to my Ebony Blade :swear:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:34 pm

Ulfrics first speech.

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:06 am

Yea. She's the first to fall to my Ebony Blade :swear:

Well, that takes care of her, Lady. :lol:

» Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:51 am

Ulfrics first speech.

I can never remember what he says.
I'm mostly caught up with the fact that I can't approach him regarding the rampant racism.
I've joined their cause as an Argonian and other than a quick "Lizard" slur from Ulfric's second, they never treated me as badly as the city does to dark elves and other races.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:13 pm

I used to be Stormcloak soldier until I took a sword in the chest....