Nazeem the dike : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:30 pm

lol

On one playthrough I killed him in broad daylight, paid the fine, put his corpse on the well so that everyone would see it. It was great, but it doesn't stop there.

His wife sent HIRED THUGS on me! It was awesome. I killed the thugs, took the contract, went straight to Whiterun, the wife happened to be coming into the market area, I killed her right there in broad daylight, paid the fine, and left the contract on her dead body to send a message to the other townfolks.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:15 pm

lol

On one playthrough I killed him in broad daylight, paid the fine, put his corpse on the well so that everyone would see it. It was great, but it doesn't stop there.

His wife sent HIRED THUGS on me! It was awesome. I killed the thugs, took the contract, went straight to Whiterun, the wife happened to be coming into the market area, I killed her right there in broad daylight, paid the fine, and left the contract on her dead body to send a message to the other townfolks.

Its funny that in skyrim you can murder someone and just pay a fine.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:25 am

The man has absolutely no purpose but to throw insults around, yet his wife has unique dialogue acknowledging if he's dead. It's almost like the devs expected you to brutally murder him.

Also, three words: Iiz Slen Nus.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:21 pm

If my character didn't have such a high tolerance for jerks and bigots, Nazeem would probably be dead.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:50 am

Is it wrong to use use paralysis poisons/spells and to torture him with low level sparks and then heal him with healing spells?

because that's what i might do here soon

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 am

lol

On one playthrough I killed him in broad daylight, paid the fine, put his corpse on the well so that everyone would see it. It was great, but it doesn't stop there.

His wife sent HIRED THUGS on me! It was awesome. I killed the thugs, took the contract, went straight to Whiterun, the wife happened to be coming into the market area, I killed her right there in broad daylight, paid the fine, and left the contract on her dead body to send a message to the other townfolks.

but his wife actually hates him, she cmplains about him all the time :rofl:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:32 am

I know exactly what you mean. He can insult me to the end of time, and I'll still know inside that I am better than he is (not to mention more wealthy), but if he says one nasty word to Ysolda, I display his head in Camilla's tomato cart.

It's too bad his dialogue doesn't change according to one's financial status, because then he might be more respectful after realizing just how high our standing is compared to his.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:28 pm

I stole all his good and brutally murdered his wife before killing him and [censored] his body

He deserved it.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 pm

lol

On one playthrough I killed him in broad daylight, paid the fine, put his corpse on the well so that everyone would see it. It was great, but it doesn't stop there.

His wife sent HIRED THUGS on me! It was awesome. I killed the thugs, took the contract, went straight to Whiterun, the wife happened to be coming into the market area, I killed her right there in broad daylight, paid the fine, and left the contract on her dead body to send a message to the other townfolks.

That's how you send a message.

I'm puzzled, though. I thought for sure his wife wished him dead. Skyrim fail?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:59 pm

I shot him in the throat from....

The Cloud District, as he was coming up the stairs toward it. I was like "Oh you almost visited the cloud district, but now I guess you won't visit often!"

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:35 am

When you took him down, did you randomly scream "HULK SMAASSHHHH!!!!"

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:47 am

That's how you send a message.

I'm puzzled, though. I thought for sure his wife wished him dead. Skyrim fail?

That's what I thought too but I guess the hired thugs things is scripted to trigger when you steal from or kill NPCs. It was really funny when it happened though. For once I actually had consequences for a previous action.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:33 pm

I snuck into his bed and put some bottles of virulent poison. He is still in that bed of his, along with his wife. The guards never found their dead bodies...

But they don't sleep together. He stays at the Drunken Huntsman.

Oh, and I climbed up on the roof of the Battle-Born's and sniped him as he came around on his route. One shot, one kill. I think Maven's crony, the old woman from the stables, was the first to find him.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:35 pm

I actually find him a rather tragic character. His wife claims he's buttering up to the jarl, but I've never seen him at Dragonsreach. As already mentioned he spends most of his time at The Drunken Huntsman. I get the vibe of someone desperately trying to uphold a facade (even to his wife). Not a worthy kill, imo.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:49 am

I placed a frenzy potion in his inventory then ran him through with an ebony blade. Then I paraded him around Whiterun for all to see. I placed his body at the feet of his wife.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:40 am

I actually find him a rather tragic character. His wife claims he's buttering up to the jarl, but I've never seen him at Dragonsreach. As already mentioned he spends most of his time at The Drunken Huntsman. I get the vibe of someone desperately trying to uphold a facade (even to his wife). Not a worthy kill, imo.

He does have a key to the farm, but yes, he basically lives in a **** hole. Have you seen the room? Sad.

Also, he has a key to a mansion that doesn't even exist. He's a fraud.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:00 am

I waited until he was asleep with his wife in their Drunken Hunstman room, then transformed into a werewolf (So I wouldn't get a fine,) and killed both of them. The shopkeeper started attacking me, and I just plowed him over. I then ran through the gates, knocking over an Alik'r in the process, and fled the city. I later came back to find that both the shopkeeper and the Alik'r were dead from me running them over while sprinting in werewolf.

It was totally worth it.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:10 am

I shot him in the throat from....

The Cloud District, as he was coming up the stairs toward it. I was like "Oh you almost visited the cloud district, but now I guess you won't visit often!"

Then he comes back as a ghost to haunt you and the Cloud District until the end of time. Oh the irony!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:28 am

I actually find him a rather tragic character. His wife claims he's buttering up to the jarl, but I've never seen him at Dragonsreach. As already mentioned he spends most of his time at The Drunken Huntsman. I get the vibe of someone desperately trying to uphold a facade (even to his wife). Not a worthy kill, imo.

That actually makes me feel bad for him. :sadvaultboy:

STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:53 am

Arinbjorn (my char) doesn't find that guy annoying, but simply terribly ignorant. He is a noble from Solstheim, son of the King himself (yes, in my own version of the TES lore, Solstheim/Lokken is a kingdom), and his family owns two castles there, and have more money that he and his petty farm would even dream to have.

He finds the mad prophet much more annoying. And that having in mind he's a Stormcloak himself.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:51 am

I was really glad that the Companions had both my characters punch his lights out in their radiant AI quests. Maybe I'll just hide somewhere and frenzy him for great hilarity on my illus/archer one day.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:00 am

I wish i could have him bagged and delivered to my Torture chamber in the DB sanctuary. :devil:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:32 am

Every time I take a trip to Whiterun, I pickpocket Nazeem's valuables and then proceed to beat him to within an inch of his life. Sooner or later he is going to have to sell his farm and purchase Breezehome (with no interior decorations) due to the cost to keep himself so healthy every time I see him. The guards don't even care since the whole city is in the Theive's Guild's pocket.

Then when he is at his lowest, begging for septims in the streets, I will give him the key to his farm and riches beyond anything he could've dreamed of.

...Then I'm going poison him to death.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:03 am

good job

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:21 pm

wow i never realised how hated nazeem is i let him walk off thinking hes got one over on me then fire a arrow right in the back of his skull...