Nazeem the dike : V

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:37 am

I can take this guy's condescending attitude. Yet when he starts dissing my wife (Ysolda, for buying her food at the Whiterun market), that's a different matter.

So I murdered the guy, and left his corpse in Whiterun for all to view:

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8533/20120323103.jpg

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:38 am

lol'd

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:49 am

lol'd

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:55 pm

I used frenzy on him and he attacked the guards which slaughtered him then I paraded his dead body around Whiterun. Best murder ever.....

Also I wish somebody would put out a DB contract out on him...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:39 am

He has more dialoge than "You don't come to the cloud district often do you?" ?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:16 pm

He has more dialoge than "You don't come to the cloud district often do you?" ?

Yeah, I was following Ysolda around whilst she was at the market. And the [censored] came up to her and said something along the lines of "Oh, you're buying your food here?! I own my own farm!"

So he got Mr Enchanted Glass Mace through his head.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:45 am

I snapped. I just grabbed my battleaxe, left my home in my undies, and hacked his head off. Did it in broad daylight and accepted the consequences. Threw his head down a well too, and [censored] his butt ugly corpse.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:29 am

OH THAT DUDE. YEAH I hate that dude.. with a burning passion.

One time (and I wasn't trying to walk in his path) he said the Cloud District dialogue and I just went bonkers. What do I do? ALL I did was hit the RT to attack him and it automatically goes into kill animation, and I decap his pompous ass...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:00 am

lol'd.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:34 pm

My Argonian kills a lot of citizens. I think he's been arrested for 7 murders so far.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:57 am

Looks like he won't be getting to the Cloud District very often anymore.....

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:09 am

I thought Nazeem was put in the game as some kind of free training in how to deal with "difficult people".

Didn't consider the glass mace to the head solution but, I like it.

Nazeem bought the farm ... very apropos.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:02 pm

Nazeem disses Anoriaths meats, too.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:28 pm

I snuck into his bed and put some bottles of virulent poison. He is still in that bed of his, along with his wife. The guards never found their dead bodies...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:51 pm

Like many others, I got my revenge on Nazeem with http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=8087.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:25 am

Like many others, I got my revenge on Nazeem with http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=8087.

With great power comes great responsibility.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:00 pm

So I murdered the guy, and left his corpse in Whiterun for all to view

But how are the people of Whiterun supposed to get entertained now without their village idiot? :ohmy:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:20 am

But how are the people of Whiterun supposed to get entertained now without their village idiot? :ohmy:

thats when cicero comes in.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:14 am

I didn;t mean to kill him I mean I... I just blacked out and when I came to I had his severed head in my hands and I was... I was screaming at it saying.."I told you not to go there!... I told you not to go there!"

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:35 am

I have yet to make him have an 'accident'; my current character will be joining the TG and DB, though, and once she is a member of the latter he's a goner. As are several other people in Whiterun, including multiple members of clan Battle-Born.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:46 pm

I can take this guy's condescending attitude. Yet when he starts dissing my wife (Ysolda, for buying her food at the Whiterun market), that's a different matter.

Damn, I know I had a reason to kill this f*** other than him being annoying. FOR YSOLDA!

Now I just need to think about the best way for him to meet his demise.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 am

With great power comes great responsibility.

It's funny someone took the time to do that.

Yeah, I hate that guy.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:15 am

Maybe they had a contest at Beth which developer could make the most annoying NPC. Would explain more than just Nazeem. ^^

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:45 am

Maybe they had a contest at Beth which developer could make the most annoying NPC. Would explain more than just Nazeem. ^^

Probably. I also believe there is one guy at Bethesda named Mike who comes up with all the lines for M'aiq the Liar.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:37 pm

I can take this guy's condescending attitude. Yet when he starts dissing my wife (Ysolda, for buying her food at the Whiterun market), that's a different matter.

So I murdered the guy, and left his corpse in Whiterun for all to view:

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8533/20120323103.jpg

I know exactly what you mean. He can insult me to the end of time, and I'll still know inside that I am better than he is (not to mention more wealthy), but if he says one nasty word to Ysolda, I display his head in Camilla's tomato cart.