A Nord walks into an Inn......... : V

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:47 pm

A Nord walks into an Inn and says to the Khajiit Innkeeper "I want some Ale"

The Khajiit replies "Sorry, Abhuki only has Alto Wine"

The Nord says "You can drink whatever you want, I wany my Ale!"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:00 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:27 pm

credit given for the thread name alone :intergalactic:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:51 pm

Where's the joke?

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:31 am

A Nord walks into an Inn and says to the Khajiit Innkeeper "I want some Ale"

The Khajiit replies "Sorry, Abhuki only has Alto Wine"

The Nord says "You can drink whatever you want, I wany my Ale!"

Vur'Kha does not see the problem, only a very confused Nord.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:52 am

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck." The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:40 am

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck. The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

now THAT made me lol!!

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:07 pm

A Khajiit, an Argonian, and a Dunmer walk into a bar.

The Dunmer tries to enslave the Argonian, who rips the foolish elf apart, and the Khajiit tries to sell drugs to everybody in the bar.

A Bosmer, a Nord, and an Altmer walk into a bar. The Bosmer laughs as the Altmer writhes in agony and the Nord shrugs off snapping it in half at his leisurely pace using his chest.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:09 pm

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck." The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

Already saw the original version of this joke with "Redguard" instead of "Nord".

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:10 pm

Where's the joke?

When you talk to a Khajiit character in Skyrim they sometimes talk about themselves in the third person.So the Khajiit Innkeeper's name is 'Abhuki', and when she says "Sorry, Abhuki only has Alto Wine", the Nord takes this to mean that she only likes to drink Alto Wine, not the intended answer of "I only have Alto Wine for sale"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:03 am

An Altmer walks into an Inn. The innkeeper asks "Why the long face?"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:50 pm

"Hey Thalmor!"
"What?"
"You lost something!"
"And what is that?"
"The Great War!"
" -_-

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» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:00 am

A Nord walks out of a inn.

Hardy har.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:44 pm

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck." The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

Thank you for the good laugh, I needed it. :smile:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:26 pm

Nice...I love threads with catching title's. "Look ma aeerpaine aeerpaine"

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:54 pm

A Bosmer, Dunmer, Altmer and Breton are sitting at a Bar. a Nord walks in and goes over to the Breton.

SEEN ANY ELVES? AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAHA

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:26 pm

now THAT made me lol!!

Me too =D.I'm not good with jokes anyway
A Dragon walks into a bar
He asks to the Bartrand an Alto wine
Then the bartrand says "if i gave you 2 drinks for free you teach me a shout?"
The dragon awnsers-Yes,only if you give me 10.000 bottles of alto wine on the next 5 years of training
Then the bartrand says: "I was talking about milk..."

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:42 am

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck." The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

I fail to see the humour, oh wait, I'm not twelve years old anymore.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:10 am

Me too =D.I'm not good with jokes anyway
A Dragon walks into a bar
He asks to the Bartrand an Alto wine
Then the bartrand says "if i gave you 2 drinks for free you teach me a shout?"
The dragon awnsers-Yes,only if you give me 10.000 bottles of alto wine on the next 5 years of training
Then the bartrand says: "I was talking about milk..."

? I don't get it

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:03 am

A Nord walks into an inn.

:biggrin:

Get it?

Into an inn...

No...?

:dry:

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:09 pm

? I don't get it

Dragons are flying mammoths...

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:15 pm

I don't get it, still.

Cheers

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:34 pm

A Nord walks into an inn with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "where'd you get that ape?" The Nord says "that's not an ape, it's a duck." The bartender replies "I was TALKING to the duck!"

XD

Best joke in this thread.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:02 pm

A Nord, a Redguard, and a Khajiit walk into an inn. The barman says "what's this, some sort of joke?".
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*crickets*
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*tumbleweed*
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I'll get my coat.

» Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:08 pm

A Nord walks into an inn with a parrot on his shoulder

The Bar-tender asks: "Hey, where'd you get that?"

The Parrot replies: "Windhelm, there all over the place!"