People you should murder! (and possibly have murdered)

Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:51 pm

This is a list of people you should murder, ill start it off then you add on to it by posting who you hate because they are annoying, mean or something else!

here goes:
The Talos worshiper in Whiterun is the most annoying trollbutt in the game he must die...
Every Thalmor Talos-hater

who do you think should die?

Funny, I dont have a list of people whom I plan to murder....... My list is for people I will feed on should I ever go vampire. They will be my blood toys.
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:45 am

Everyone who does not support the Aldmeri Dominion.

For Alinor Skyrim!

Fix'd.

Also, I am an Empire supporter, so all the Stormcloak supporters (except Ralof - he's chill).
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Alberto Aguilera
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:06 pm

I have killed Nazeem on every character I started, then after I buy my way out of jail I beat his corpse for 5 minutes until I think it satisfyingly mutilated, and then after all of that I drag his corpse to the dirtiest place in the city. [censored] Nazeem.
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lucy chadwick
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:59 pm

Every, single, last Stormcloak.
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dell
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:40 pm

Fix'd.

Also, I am an Empire supporter, so all the Stormcloak supporters (except Ralof - he's chill).

I liked Ralof until one day after the war when I ran into him at the Riverwood inn he said, "I thought you were dead."

How rude is that? He didn't even show any signs of being happy to see me!
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CRuzIta LUVz grlz
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:01 am

Any ass-licking, gold-skinned, milk-drinking, dung-eating, face-slapping, boot-kissing, berry-eating, ass-licking, dirty, mongrel, moronic, arrogant Thalmor or Thalmor supporter.

Well put. lol
Oh and I just want to kill the kids. I can slay a dragon right in front of them and they'll act like I'm a drunk that stumbled into town.
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carrie roche
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:05 am

The dumner lady that says

"Its not just us they bully its our former slav...err the argonians too."
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Lory Da Costa
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:39 am

The dumner lady that says

"Its not just us they bully its our former slav...err the argonians too."

Amen.

The damned Dunmer not enjoying the blessings the Stormcloaks have decided to give them after they fled from getting smacked off their high horses by their former slaves. Instead, they demand the Nords give them more, because there are natives that have it slightly better.

Seriously, name one case in which refugees received homes and jobs within a walled and guarded city, and demanded they receive more, be it real life or TES lore.
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Jessica White
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:15 pm

Fix'd.

Also, I am an Thalmor supporter, so all the Man supporters (except Nazir - he's chill).

Fixed ^2
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DAVId Bryant
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:02 am

The Thalmor, Ondolemar as an example

I AM PELINAL RECOMETH, AND AS AKA AS MY WITNESS, THE GROUND SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE SLAVE MASTERS!!!!!!
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luke trodden
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:40 pm

Nazeem should live.

He's a Thalmor supporter. (In secret)
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My blood
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:16 am

The Thalmor, Ondolemar as an example

I AM PELINAL RECOMETH, AND AS AKA AS MY WITNESS, THE GROUND SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE SLAVE MASTERS!!!!!!

Slave Masters?

The Ayleids are gone.

You mean the Dunmer.
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Siidney
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:07 am

Amen.

The damned Dunmer not enjoying the blessings the Stormcloaks have decided to give them after they fled from getting smacked off their high horses by their former slaves. Instead, they demand the Nords give them more, because there are natives that have it slightly better.

Seriously, name one case in which refugees received homes and jobs within a walled and guarded city, and demanded they receive more, be it real life or TES lore.
Actually i think it was the high king that made Ulfric let the dummer in...
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Javier Borjas
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:41 pm

Slave Masters?

The Ayleids are gone.

You mean the Dunmer.

I know the Ayleids are gone, but Pelinal would naturally call the High Elves slave masters anyway, given the context of the Thalmor lording over men
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Cheville Thompson
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:27 pm

that horrible old bat that runs the orphanage
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Nuno Castro
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:35 am

I know the Ayleids are gone, but Pelinal would naturally call the High Elves slave masters anyway, given the context of the Thalmor lording over men

But men are not slaves, instead they are being "enlightened".
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Clea Jamerson
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:34 pm

Amen.

The damned Dunmer not enjoying the blessings the Stormcloaks have decided to give them after they fled from getting smacked off their high horses by their former slaves. Instead, they demand the Nords give them more, because there are natives that have it slightly better.

Seriously, name one case in which refugees received homes and jobs within a walled and guarded city, and demanded they receive more, be it real life or TES lore.

Not all dumner are bad I have Divayth Fyr clean out my poop bucket.
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:54 pm

Actually i think it was the high king that made Ulfric let the dummer in...

Did the High King also make him give them well-paying jobs, strong homes, and not slaughter them after the High King was murdered by Ulfric. Call Ulfric what you will, because I will too, but he, nor any of the Stormcloaks, are extremely racist, to the extent the Dunmer make it out to be.

Looking at the Khajiit, the Dunmer are obviously whiny, demanding wimps that can't handle being slapped around by the very same people they forced to be slaves for centuries. And then when they receive immense luck for any refugees, they cry racism and demand more.
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:25 pm

But men are not slaves, instead they are being "enlightened".

Tiber Septim WAS a God, it was proven in Oblivion when Martin uses his armor as a counterpart to a Daedric Artifact (He needed a divine artifact)

And theres quite a difference between enlightenment and vanity taking the form of religious persecution.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:08 am

Heimskr is awesome; I will not kill a fellow Talos Worshipper.

Every snobby Altmer affiliated with:

1. The Aldmeri Dominion
2. The Thalmor
3. Glass Armor
4. Ondolemar
5. Aincotar
6. A negative attitude that exceeds their height (The radiant Raiment gals are exempt from this, as they showed appreciation for my deeds)

Will die by my hand if I happen to encounter them.

Others on my List include, but are not limited to:
Nazeem - I don't think reasons need to be listed
Idolaf - I recently found out that he, despite his feud with the Gray-Manes
Spoiler
looked into Thorald's disappearance
, which warmed my heart,
Proventus Avenicci, for being as spineless as the Imperials that gave in to their smallest Province's invasion.
Farengar, as he displays self superiority that is only surpassed by Nazeem and Thalmor Agents.
Maven and Hemming - Damn you Bethesda! Why did you make them unkilable?!
Bassianus Axius, simply because he sounds snobby and called me boring.
Rolff Stone-Fist, the Racist Nord of Windhelm.
Agrenor Once-Honored - I am a little in between with him, as he is racist to the point of harmign others, but only because of the Great War with the Thalmor.
The Drunken Brother to the only shopkeep in Winterhold.
The Silver-Bloods - Again, torn as they are devout Talos worshippers (their money protects them I imagine), yet they are greedy and evil.
Elisif the Fair - Spineless, ineffective leader with a misleading name. She is also spineless
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Kill Bill
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:31 am

I'm guessing you haven't completed the main quest?
She's still annoying.

Every single bard in the game, who, despite being trained to perform well, do not (there is a quote from Pantea who says something along the lines of they are trained how to perform their songs, and this bears absolutely no relevance to how they deliver their songs.
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Victoria Vasileva
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:05 pm

Naszeem - perma dead
The drunken huntsman - perma dead

reasons: just don't like either of them. Both were the first die my first run. No second thought about it.

The Talos preach is ok doesnt bother me at all. If it were an option or quest to help him build a big temple for his Talos statue i would donate my coins np.

All the other NPCs are cool to interact with.
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Chelsea Head
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:35 pm

The whole Battle Born clan must die (except the immortal one)...and I've already taken care of two of them.
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jason worrell
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:52 am

Any and all Thalmor Agents
Heimskr - HATE HIM...
All Imperial Legion soliders on site no questions asked.
Any guard/NPC who spouts off "I use to be an adventurer like you, until I took and arrow to the knee" -_- Have one in the face!
Guards that say "Let me guess some one stole your sweetroll?"
The Battle-Borns
Anyone who puts a contract on me for stealing form them or killing a loved one.
THALMOR.....did i mention I HATE them? Damn egotistical bastards....
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Ana
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:44 am

Victoria Vicci. Such an Emperor's cousine, will break a law for a bribe of meager 170 septims.
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