People you should murder! (and possibly have murdered)

Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:09 pm

This is a list of people you should murder, ill start it off then you add on to it by posting who you hate because they are annoying, mean or something else!

here goes:
The Talos worshiper in Whiterun is the most annoying trollbutt in the game he must die...
Every Thalmor Talos-hater

who do you think should die?
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Ann Church
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:13 pm

well that was a short list.

Nazeem didnt even make it, im surprised.

and "the talos worshhipper in whiterun" as a name. its Heimskr


edit: almost every edit i ever make is a lack of or excess of h's y's and g's cause my keyboard is defective. (yes im having it RMA'd very soon...)
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renee Duhamel
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:38 am

I love the Talos street preacher. He gives some real atmosphere to Whiterun.
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Amber Hubbard
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:53 pm

Heimskr, definitely in Whiterun. Killed him twice. First character (wood elf) stealth sniped him. Character I'm playing now (high elf) followed him home and put a dagger in his back at level 7.
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Claire Vaux
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:08 pm

I barely know who nazeem is, isnt he some redgaurd that works for the jarl?
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Alisha Clarke
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:33 pm

Also you want me to remember Heimskr's name, your joking right?
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Portions
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:41 am

personally i like having Heimskr around. he reminds me of the preacher opposite the bohan safehouse in gta4
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Oceavision
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:56 pm

I barely know who nazeem is, isnt he some redgaurd that works for the jarl?

He's the dude who boasts about living in the Cloud District and laughs at the thought of a lowlife like you visiting such a place.

His wife: "Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days."
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Lakyn Ellery
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:54 am

Only one of my toons is a murderer, and TBH he really doesn't need a reason to take a life, other than to please Nocturnal.

But if I had to chose...

Esbern and Delphine are marked for death as soon as they've served their purpose.
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Channing
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:17 am

hey Heimskr adds some real ambience to Whiterun man be nice lol, all the other towns are dead and boring compared to the spark he gives Whitrun. I don't have hate for Nazeem, yes his one liner is annoying as hell but thats pretty much all he says, I couldn't care much about him.

now ELENWEN? ooohhh she needs to die a hot minute.

um....Delphine needs to die and Esbern since they are both Old haggard shortsighted grudging dips that make me hate the fact that they are Blades.


who else, that Begger in Riften? you know the one thats like shove offf after you give him gold? yeah he's dead.

Eola, for trying to jedi Mindtrick me into eating...what she eats.

that stupid nord with the crap singing in Riverwood.

Camilla for being a desperate (unmentionable)

and her Brother who just rubs me the wrong way

BELETHOR if anyone needs to die BELETHOR needs to bloody die lol

Balgruufs stupid son, I SAVED THE CITY...TWICE... UGH if only I could send him into a plane of Oblivion
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:36 pm

Ha! And I thought I was the only one annoyed by the Breton bastard Belethor! His "take a look" just makes me want to claw out his voicebox!
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Paula Rose
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:14 pm

well that was a short list.

Nazeem didnt even make it, im surprised.

and "the talos worshhipper in whiterun" as a name. its Heimskr

I'd remember that character a lot better based on the description he made rather than reading his name.

Back on topic...

For me? There's only one man i'd murder: Ullfric.
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Milad Hajipour
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:37 am

The inn keeper in Riverwood.

She is annoying.
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Javier Borjas
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:48 pm

Also you want me to remember Heimskr's name, your joking right?

its easy enough to check before posting. if not in game then through a google search. but either way you know it now.
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:13 pm

its easy enough to check before posting. if not in game then through a google search. but either way you know it now.

He needn't really have to say the name, you know. We all knew who he was talking about by the time we finished reading his post.
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Miss Hayley
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:58 pm

All the Jarls that live in the basemant.

They badmouth me every visit.
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bonita mathews
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:11 am

The inn keeper in Riverwood.

She is annoying.

I'm guessing you haven't completed the main quest?
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Rebekah Rebekah Nicole
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:18 pm

Honestly?

All the guards and about 70% of the Nords, Altmer, and Imperials.

Then about 30% of the rest of the population.

Every single Child in the game needs to die or get gagged. Most annoying things in all of Skyrim.

Specifically?

Nazeem.

Racist Nord in Windhelm that you brawl with.

Maven Black Briar and most of her family. Excluding the alchemist girl.

Riften Jarl's Sons.

Ancano.

More to come as I play...
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Melanie Steinberg
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:33 am

The Khajiit in the Abandoned Shack.

Even if you kill the assassin chick, he deserves to die.
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Anne marie
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:42 am

I'm guessing you haven't completed the main quest?

shhh, no spoilers.

I cannot name her here.
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Alyce Argabright
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:22 pm

I have not found a person to murder because they irritate me yet. :devil:
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Ebony Lawson
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:39 pm

This is a list of people you should murder, ill start it off then you add on to it by posting who you hate because they are annoying, mean or something else!

here goes:
The Talos worshiper in Whiterun is the most annoying trollbutt in the game he must die...
Every Thalmor Talos-hater

who do you think should die?


Anyone who likes those stupid golden elf's from the aldermi dominion
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JaNnatul Naimah
 
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:48 am

shhh, no spoilers.

I cannot name her here.

Listing her name is a spoiler? :blink:
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ezra
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:42 pm

Everyone who does not support the Aldmeri Dominion.

For Alinor!
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Maddy Paul
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:00 pm

Any ass-licking, gold-skinned, milk-drinking, dung-eating, face-slapping, boot-kissing, berry-eating, ass-licking, dirty, mongrel, moronic, arrogant Thalmor or Thalmor supporter.
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