The Angriest You've Ever Been : Othor Games

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:31 pm

When some [censored] forced my girlfriend to look at a picture of some guys weewee on her phone

Best avatar/post combo in the thread.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:43 am

Show me a pie that can compete on the level of deliciousness of a blueberry and pecan muffin first.

Blueberry Pecan PIE.

Beat that,punk.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:28 am

Blueberry Pecan PIE.

Beat that,punk.

Let's do this in the other thread. Also, banana nut strawberry muffin.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:40 pm

I stood up, slowly, and turned around, hugging my scraqed hand to my chest. I felt... still. My mind was calm and perfectly clear.
I told him, in no uncertain terms, not to touch me again. He deliberately reached out, placed his hand on my chest, and shoved as hard as he could.

Meat, alas, didn't know that I've been taking Aikido classes since I was ten. I'd never been pushed far enough that I'd actually use them (except in practice, and never seriously); not until that moment.
It was after school hours, and he'd put his hands on me after I had expressly told him not to, in front of witnesses.

I don't really remember much of what happened next, except that he was suddenly on the ground, I was sitting on top of him, and I had just put all of my weight into a knifehand strike to his throat. A friend of mine told me later that I'd slammed my elbow into his abdomen and flipped him clear over my shoulder. I wish to god I could remember doing that. He was twice my size, remember? It would have been my crowning moment of glory. ;3;

Metrophor, have I told you how freaking awesome you are?

Seriously, if I had ever delivered an ass-whupping of such epic proportions to any of my tormentors during middle school, my life would have been so easy. Alas, I'm too much of a pansy for that.

Still, you're the coolest person ever.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:33 am

Still, you're the coolest person ever.

Agree'd.

We need a Metro fan club! :celebration:

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:41 am

Probably my angriest was the one I can't even remember. When I was in boarding school, there was this one teacher I hated with everything I've got. He hated me right back.
Anyway, one day he, another student and me were cleaning the kitchen, all the while the both of us argue and insult each other. Then he did something that ticked me off, poured soapy water on the crap I was sweeping (I think) or something like that. I totally lost it, started yelling and I remember my head feeling hot. Next thing I remember was the other student walking me to the other room trying to calm me down. I later heard that I threw the broom at the teacher and advanced toward him. That teacher hadn't talked to me a while after that. I didn't get punished, either; teacher didn't tell anyone about this.

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:37 pm

I used to be a burning fuse all the time, this year however damaged me in some many ways i can't even find the strength to hate anymore.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:55 am

The latest I can recall was one of these nights when my neighbor was ghettoblasting from ten in the evening to six AM. I later called the cops on him. That didn't really help, so I popped by there personally, and I gotta admit that I had an underlying hope that he'd make trouble so I could break his arm. I generally don't get angry very easy, but after having more than six months of psychological warfare done to me in form of nightly disturbances in my last house, I was finally ready to start breaking in heads to get my peace. Thankfully, it didn't come to that.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:49 am

The angriest I've been was just a pack of frustration which caused me to move my hand in quick speed.. At the computer screen.. But such moments are over after a second and I am restored to my pre-incident neutrality.
I'm almost never angry. It's very difficult to piss me off. Tough situations never piss me off. If there is something I don't like in the environment, I just leave. If something bad happens, I deal with it and continue with my daily routines. Indeed, the only thing that really makes me angry is when other people get angry.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:12 am

By real men you mean weak, noodly armed men. Muffins is the best choice for everything.

Slightly better avatar but still really creepy

I don't know when I was the angriest

I rarely ever get that angry so I'm not sure.

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 pm

I don't get angry, I get even.

Nah, I just don't really get angry except for those uncontrollable short bursts like if I stub my toe or slip going down the stairs.
In my 18, almost 19 years on the planet I have never really been that angry, I'm more of a gentle giant. Though since it takes a lot to rouse me, I figure that it'll be like a hydrogen bomb.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:03 am

Nah, I just don't really get angry except for those uncontrollable short bursts like if I stub my toe or slip going down the stairs.

this, pretty much. The extent of my rage is brief, hastily muttered expletives upon hurting myself.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:18 pm

Eh, I'm not really an angry person. I prefer to get even, preferably with little or no risk of repercussions.

The example which springs to mind concerns vandalism (illegal) so it shall not be recounted here. You may PM me if you are desperately interested, but it's not really much of a story.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:18 am

Maybe when the bus that was supposed to come to take me to school on time didn't come and i stood in the rain for it. I took my anger out on the timetable box thing but i won't mention what i did to it.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:36 am

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... :stare: :flame: :mad:

:swear: :nuke:

Stupidity aside, I'm usually a calm person. Sometimes it's like Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, though. Rage-machine I've been called before.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:45 pm

I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO LINK TEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO CUT AN PASTE!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbMMuVbWaMI

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:41 am

Yeah, talking about illegal acts like beating someone up isn't a good thing :nono: