Not lies at all, I've had loads of dirtbags doubt it as well and then they come begging me trying to find my email addy/address/number to call me to make it right. I wouldn't say it with certainty unless I was dead serious, you were just unlucky enough to spoil the storyline for the wrong person.
HAHAHA! Can you curse me too! Please, please, please? I need some time off work.
