the book one was funny

A khajiit walks into town.

Another?

What's the difference between beating the main quest and mud crabs?
Beating mud crabs is rewarding

And...

What's the difference between the battle of Whiterun and a threesome?
The number of people participating for the second was larger... ( would of killed in OB)

Also...

What's the difference between a nord and a khajiit
One can't read, is covered in hair, and smells like the inside of a outhouse, and the other has a tail.

Last one made me laugh quite a bit. Good job.

Necromancer walks up to a guy and says:

"What's the difference between a carriage and a pile of dead thralls?"

"I don't know, what?"

"I don't have a carriage stuffed in my Breezehome."

Best one!

But then you are complaining about his complaining of someone complaining. So you are only doing what he is doing therefor you as as bad as he is. Best solution is to just avoid saying anything, not make sarcastic remarks about it because then you only help make it worse.

A justicar after along day of hunting Talos worshippers stops at a local meadery.

He takes a seat and waves the barkeep over.
The barkeep seeing the dejected look on the Altmers face asks
"Troubles?'
The Justicar was annoyed that one of the local snow apes would dare speak to one such as himself but seeing no harm in speaking to the beast replies
"Well I have spent so much time and effort hunting heretics I have no time to seek the pleasures of the Flesh if you must know."
The Barkeep flashes a knowing smile
"We get alot of you Thalmor types in here and we do have something for you if you are interested"
His curiosity now piqued the justicar orders the Nord to speak
"Out back we have a box with a hole in it."
"You being of staggering intellect will no doubt figure it out."

The Justicar indeed heads out back
30 secs later he returns with a huge grin on his face.
"That was amazing I shall return here every night to make use of that magnificent device."proclaims the Altmer
"Well every night but Fredas." replies the Barkeep
"What happens on Fredas." asks the Elf
"That's your night in the box."

Mature content warning.

Q: What do you call a Khajiit on birth control?
A: Crime prevention

Q: What do you call a Khajiit with no arms?
A: Trustworthy

Q: What's the difference between Argonian and Khajit?
A: You can drown Khajit in water.

Q: How can you tell you're just "hearing things"?

A: You have an arrow in your back, and all your friends are dead.

What does TH have in common with MAIQ?

LOL true , so very true

Q: Whats the Difference between your character and a wood elf?

A: BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURE

Q: What's the next thing we will hear from Ma'iq?

A: Why do I need a crossbow when I already have a bow? Carrying both arrows and bolts always confuses me.

A: Ma'iq's grand grand father used to be a great acrobat, but Ma'iq is much lazier, so he doesn't jump or climb.

Haha! I laughed out loud.
Great fun.

Q: Why aren't Khajiits allowed into the cities?

A: The other mounts have to stay outside, no?

Okay, that one svcked.

Q: What makes the finest carpets?

A: Thalmor, those furs are lice-ridden and scales are so 3E.

<sup>Q: What's the best way to find traps?

A: Having your companion at least 10 feet behind you when they set them off.</sup>

A Talos worshiper goes to a wedding. He walks up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch line"?

Whats the difference between a cave and a ruin? the ruin has a door..