» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:07 pm I wrote a few.... (from a Thalmor perspective)
Q: You’re in a room with a frost troll, a dragon, and a Talos worshiper. If you only have two arrows what do you do?
A: Shoot the heretic….twice.
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Q: Why do Talos worshipers run so fast?
A: Because the slow ones are already dead.
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Q: Why are Talos worshipers jealous of butterflies?
A: Butterflies have a larger brain.
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Q: What do you call a Talos Worshiper with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Talos worshiper?
A. Put it in a book.
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Q: What do you call a Talos worshiper who wears Thalmor robes?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: What’s the difference between Talos and a dead man?
A: Nothing.
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Q: Why do Talos worshipers dress in brown?
A: To hide the dirt.
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Q: How can you tell a Talos worshiper is about to say something smart?
A: He starts his sentence with “A Thalmor justiciar once said…”
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Q: What do you call one Talos worshiper?
A: Too many.
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Q: Three Talos worshipers all jump off of a cliff at the same time. One is young, one is old and one is middle aged. Who wins?
A: Society.
