Got a new one. I am exploring Lost Valkygg, just finished killing a bunch of Draugr with those fire scrolls from the guy at the college. I start walking down some stairs, not too far in, when I see another draugr in front of me. I whip out a spell, when he shouts at me with the full power of Unrelenting Force, slamming me into the wall. And then he shot me dead with a bow before I could even get back up.

Was selling junk I had on me. As I ran past a little girl she said "You're naked." Pressed "F" and was like WTF. Seems I sold the armor I was wearing, too.

Traveling to meet the Graybeards with Lydia, along the way we met 3 Giants blocking a path. I figured they were easy if I ran backwards and shot them with arrows. Lydia did the opposite and stood there firing at them, when all of a sudden the Giant smashed his club and sent her flying off screen. After realizing how screwed I was, I ran the hell out of there into a Stormcloak base, where nobody helped me at all. After an epic game of cat and mouse, I slayed the Giant with an arrow to the head. Just before I looted his body, guess who's body comes falling from the sky? What else could I do but laugh?

The other day, my boyfriend was upset because he couldn't kill children, so he decided to kill one of the parents instead. No one saw him do it, but later when he was talking to the kid he says at the end of a normal conversational sentence "I hope monsters come and eat you!!!!"

Note: the kids don't sleep. They just walk around the house at night. It's CREEPY.

Was on a hunting trip to make some extra cash... Ran into a mammoth, and thought "this may be the most perfect thing to hunt! They must cost fortunes to kill" so I fire my very first arrow at my first mammoths head, "did that hurt it".. As the thing sprints towards me in a plain wide and vast field, I turn around to see if I've lost the bastard, NO. there it stands with 2 other mammoths glitching out of its side, had to stop and think if I was playing fallout, but in the end, I simply got murdered by 3 raging mammoths.

The second Mage collage quest, Safate or something I believe when a ghost of something spoke to me out of nowhere, was my favorite WTF moment.

I had just earned the Mace of Molag Bal and was running around in the wilds on some errands when some arrows started flying past me. I took it personally and quickly offed the hunter who had been shooting, only to realize he was aiming at a fox, not me.

That made me a murderer. I had a bounty on my head. Then I killed what I thought was a nearby wolf, and it turned out to be the hunter's dog. Suddenly, I had no bounty, because the dog was the only witness to my crime.

BONUS: I soul-trapped the dog with the magical mace.

walking in whiterun inn to be attacked

I saw a dragon fly low around a town and fly into a tree and knock himself on his ass, ROFL.

There were 2 mudcrabs. I killed one and the other basically made a crabby rageface and started running towards me. I killed him too. I bet that was his wife.

I killed a dragon right outside solitude and a guardsman walked up to me and said there should be a law against shouting and if I do it again he'd throw me in jail.

I joined the Dark Brotherhood and in Whiterun a guard comes up to me and says "psst, I know who you are, Hail Sithis" LOL WTF.

Just wondering around Skyrim on my horse when I was attacked by a pack of wolves and a mage. I went in my kitchen for a sec, I guess I forgot to pause, and when I came back I was standing there infront of the horse that was surrounded by the bodies. Guess I'll keep this horse around haha

Well there was that one time when I was getting killed by a dragon only to be saved by the friendly neighborhood mammoth who promptly kicked it's ass. Then it trampled me into the dirt and I had to reload a save from a half hour earlier. Tables were flipped.

Not sure if this was a glitch, or intentionally put in the game.

I was walking through some mountains on the way to Winterhold, and I happen to look up into the sky and what do I see? A dragon? nope, a book.
There was just a book floating quite high up in the sky, I thought I was maybe seeing things. I took my bow out and after a couple of attempts I managed to hit the book with an arrow and it came hurtling down to to the ground. I picked up the book and continued on my way to Winterhold.