Attractive Orc Help : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:18 pm

Just a joke but oh well. lol :biggrin:

Well, I can just imagine the thread blowing up with the entry of a Texan:

(e-spurs jingle) Hay thar dewd, whut'r yew meanin' by that there reference yes jist made t' eatin' horses? (unsnaps pistol holster on hip) Ah'm raht sure yew wanna be rephrasin' yer comments about that there horse-eatin' business pard. (spits tobacco juice)

» Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:35 pm

Well, I can just imagine the thread blowing up with the entry of a Texan:

(e-spurs jingle) Hay thar dewd, whut'r yew meanin' by that there reference yes jist made t' eatin' horses? (unsnaps pistol holster on hip) Ah'm raht sure yew wanna be rephrasin' yer comments about that there horse-eatin' business pard. (spits tobacco juice)

Some people take things so seriously.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:41 pm

i think the real challenge lies in making an attractive argonian or khajiit. talk about busted from the get go...

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:47 am

Have you ever thought that orcs are not meant to be attractive?

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:34 am

I've made several attractive Orc men. The first preset for them is a good starting point.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:10 am

I love how the females have teeth jutting out their mouth.
I love how the males have teeth jutting out their eyebrows.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:51 pm

Aside from the looks i bet six with a female Orc would be pretty wild and rough.Do Orcs in skyrim have six or spawn like the ones in warhammer?

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:24 pm

vadagar

depth of the eyes

Finally, someone who can explain the fine points of, "depth of eyes". How does it lend to attractive vs homely? I'm not sure how to use it, please tell me--I would appreciate learning this, thanks. :smile:

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:31 am

Aside from the looks i bet six with a female Orc would be pretty wild and rough.Do Orcs in skyrim have six or spawn like the ones in warhammer?

Suddenly reminded of their origin story. Orcs came when the god Boethiah pooped another god Trinimac into one big stinking pile of Malacath. As depicted in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, orcs pulling newer-Orcs out of the sludge

[edit, reminded bc he said spawned. I'd say both. It'd be weirder,kinkier,exotic that way]

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:31 am

Aside from the looks i bet six with a female Orc would be pretty wild and rough.Do Orcs in skyrim have six or spawn like the ones in warhammer?

Snuu Snuu.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:26 am

oh god, hahaha

Snuu Snuu.

http://cheezburger.com/YuriKira/lolz/View/4323672832

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:16 am

find a dentist get braces or just get briast implants then no one will look at her face

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:48 am

I would explain the risks of those teeth, but this is a family-oriented board. :whistling:

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:30 am

I think the Orcs are already attractive. Different strokes for different folks I suppose. :cool:

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:44 am

Here is the character I am currently playing.... Was my best attempt at an 'attractive' orc female. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/KytharaNeela/Khayatta.jpg

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:09 am

But those teeth...

...yeah, those Orc teeth are certain to be "discouraging" eventually.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:32 am

I would explain the risks of those teeth, but this is a family-oriented board. :whistling:

You seem to be fixated on female Orc teeth. I take it that you've had a bad experience with a young British lass.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:23 am

I would explain the risks of those teeth, but this is a family-oriented board. :whistling:

Lol man..you won my internetz today... :biggrin:

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:09 am

all you need to know is dont give them to many scars to long of a nose to bad a complexion or large tusks its surprisingly easy to make a female orc attractive making a male orc attractive however isnt so easy.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:50 pm

Here is the character I am currently playing.... Was my best attempt at an 'attractive' orc female. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/KytharaNeela/Khayatta.jpg

she looks cute but to be attractive a female orc must still look tough.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:47 am

Oh Moth gro-Bagol is extremely attractive.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:28 am

Oh Moth gro-Bagol is extremely attractive.

agreed

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:28 am

Attractive Orc? Does not compute.

» Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:02 am

Well, I can just imagine the thread blowing up with the entry of a Texan:

(e-spurs jingle) Hay thar dewd, whut'r yew meanin' by that there reference yes jist made t' eatin' horses? (unsnaps pistol holster on hip) Ah'm raht sure yew wanna be rephrasin' yer comments about that there horse-eatin' business pard. (spits tobacco juice)

Best post on the forums yet.