Pulling a cart, an related to that, make a dog pull a cart. The disappointment when I discovered you could only massively hurt yourself with them like in Jack*ss...

Spontaneously start a brawl. Unfortunately, the other party always pulls out his weapon instead of his fists, and YOU get the bounty! Oblivion was better in that regard, and I mean before they patched the bug wherein you would swing your fists a bit in a big group of npc's and they'd start fighting each other.
Simon Game says: No fishing/navigating a boat/do anything besides swimming, looting or drowning underwater/killing yourself on the mill saw allowed!
You can only get pelts or meat from hunted killed animals ...? No skull, bones or organs (or very few)?
Apparently, it's too much asked of your character to both jump and shout. The amount of times I died when trying to use Ethereal ... And so, we'll never be able to act like Tarzan and let out a deep manly cry when jumping down from a high ledge (yeah yeah, Tarzan doesn't do that, but we need to get creative when we can't swing you know?) Also, same applies for riding a horse and shouting.
Forsworn being ungrateful bastards. You help their leader, but apparently they don't really care about that. Keep on attacking the one who might be on our side! Even if (s)he wears the same uniform as you.
Immortal children. I wonder why they even stay with their parents, if they can't die anyway. It's not like they're really essential in the game. And let's face it, kids can die as easily as advlts. Besides, I find it really ironic how the parents can die while the child has to live on. Have a great life on your own, kid, maybe you'll even be sent to that fabulous orphanage in Riften! Can't have enough trauma after all, huh.
Ask npc's from a town where another npc from that town is roaming about. i don't know, I think it's kinda weird how you have to either know the whole day schedule from that particular npc like a true stalker, or simply accidentally stumble on them (well, I play without the quest markers).
Somewhat related to that: being completely dependent on quest markers to do the quests. Really Bethesda ... If it gets any worse than this in the next game, I give up on you. I hate not having to think at all while playing a game, makes me completely forget what I've been doing and ruins the gaming experience to me. Then I guess I better play no game at all and waste my time on something a little more productive.
Have shouting contests with dragons. I mean, I'm the Dragonborn, so why can't I decently fight dragons on their own turf?
Kinda related: why does Kyne's Peace trip a tripwire?! I had to run for my life when I only wanted to calm down some minor rats ...

The mills. I tried so hard to get it to work. I eventually resorted to putting wheat in the thing then doing the animation. I was disappointed slightly.
Idem!
