Preparing for Nuclear War

Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:15 am

Good idea to sleep in the bath it's right next to the toilet so you have a constant water supply. I started drinking toilet water yesterday to prepare myself and I'm not going anywhere near London just because you KNOW that will be a mirelurk haven not to mention all the pigeons.

Good Tinned food and water are hard to get at the best of times in the UK though I'm saving up for a purifier

I hope you're kidding.
That's [censored]. :P

I mean, yeah, sure, it's just tap water.
As long as you scrub it with OxyClean or something before each drinking, then fine.
But still. :P
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Tyler F
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:33 pm

Everyone, get under your school desk :D

I'm prepared to go.
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Ladymorphine
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:33 pm

Im not worried because...
North Korea doesn't have any nuclear weapons, its called a front!
There military parades are a joke :toughninja: and there missiles out dated just like there leader :turtle:
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:04 pm

I've started sleeping in the bath

I've seen your skeleton in a lot of houses.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 5:34 pm

Funny stuff. :thumbsup:
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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:12 pm

I'm sending Mathias Nilsson, Chris Jacobs and Jennifer Mui to North Korea to put an end to this. :gun:
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 am

Fallout wont prepare me any for this unless i can use duct tape and scraps from a car stereo to repair an SKS. I'll just go hide out at my dead great grandparents' abandoned homestead in the storm shelter until the bombs drop, then fill up one of the trucks with diesel from the old fuel tank sitting out there and make my way to Houston where I'll pick up a few Asian spa girls, then maraud my way through downtown shooting and eating everything I see until i die of radiation poisoning.
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Charlotte X
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 3:26 pm

If you have a parcel of land with a hidden bunker in Idaho, Montana, or the U.P. of Michigan; hope you handloaded 10 years of hollow-points, stocked up on iodine tablets/Rad-X, and are ready to do some things you might not like after the nuclear reset button gets punched.

If you don't have the above when you hear the death whistle blow, grab your ankles, kiss your @55 goodbye, and hope you leave a pretty shadow during the fireball.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:21 pm

Atm biggest threat is the middle east and the support of a specific country that will prob cause the nukeing of us -_-.atleast i live int he boonies and ill end up some imbred freak :facepalm:
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:38 pm

A nuclear war over their could rain nuclear Fallout in parts of Canada the next day.


No, it won't. China is not going to openly support North Korea if it attacks. The US and China are bound together by their economies, and a war would devastate both of them, particularly China's. China is not a paranoid maoist state. It is a Capitalism like the USA that depends on the rest of the world for everything. Besides, forget whatever MW2 taught you. ICBMs cannot reach into Canada, from China or North Korea. A nuclear submarine along the coast can, but a ICBM would simply not be able to reach the West Coast. North Korea's Missile probably would crash halfway before Hawaii before it got anywhere.

Stop being paranoid. This isn't Fallout.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 7:48 pm

Actually, the US has been developing weapons designed to shoot down missiles. They may not save us from the fallout, but it will keep the warheads from detonating at it's intended target.


Because I'm sure the SDI worked like a charm.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 3:38 pm

i have already started digging my own vault. After i finish i will put a bottle cap maker in it (just to make sure i can afford water after a nuclear war)
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:57 am

Didn't anybody catch the Wikileaks story about China's attitude towards North Korea? They see them as a psychotic, unpredictable mooch that would flood them with refugees should war break out or the dictatorship and military somehow implode. They don't want North Koreans except for cheap organs for sale on the black market or death factory labor. The leaks also revealed China's government would enjoy a reunited Korean peninsula as long as U.S. troops stay below the 38th parallel. China's more militant capitalist than communist now, they'd see New Korea as another market place to flood with their toxic, cheap goods. I think we're witnessing the next Cuban Missile Crisis, hopefully cooler heads will prevail, and a non-nuclear conclusion will be reached.
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Didn't anybody catch the Wikileaks story about China's attitude towards North Korea? They see them as a psychotic, unpredictable mooch that would flood them with refuges should war break out or the dictatorship and military somehow implode. They don't want North Koreans except for cheap organs for sale on the black market or death factory labor. The leaks also revealed China's government would enjoy a reunited Korean peninsula as long as U.S. troops stay below the 38th parallel. China's more militant capitalist than communist now, they'd see New Korea as another market place to flood with their toxic, cheap goods. I think we're witnessing the next Cuban Missile Crisis, hopefully cooler heads will prevail, and a non-nuclear conclusion will be reached.


Pretty much this. No one needs to worry about North Korea, they know they are screwed if they do anything.

Iran is a bigger worry, as they are trying to build a bomb, and unlike North Korea, are actually a threat to someone other than Pacific ocean dolphins.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 12:18 pm

I've already started stocking up on sharp things and paintball guns +CO2 as a non-lethal deterant. should I have to deal with any super muties in the Capital Wasteland (in Virginia baby!), we are strategically located minutes away from a MAJOR Marine Corps Base. also have preparations made for adding a big, spiky bumper on my new truck!
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:38 pm

China's economy would take as big a dump as ours has lol

Not to mention all the N.Koreans that absolutely hate there situation but can't say otherwise without them and all there family being put in a concentration camp till they die and would welcome change and reuniting with S.Korea.

bigcrazewolf
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:41 pm

People seem to be getting overly concerned about the NK, SK issues. While SK is in a defense treaty with the United States, which requires them to go to the aid of SK in events of war, they will not overstep their bounds. People keep saying because China has a long standing fondness with NK, that if the US helps SK, China will go in aid of NK, but they won't. Why? All the US has to do is cut off all trade with china and boom.
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 12:18 am

oh [censored]. i live 8 miles from dc
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 8:57 pm

I'm sending Mathias Nilsson, Chris Jacobs and Jennifer Mui to North Korea to put an end to this. :gun:

Mercenaries?
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 10:46 pm

Pretty much this. No one needs to worry about North Korea, they know they are screwed if they do anything.

Iran is a bigger worry, as they are trying to build a bomb, and unlike North Korea, are actually a threat to someone other than Pacific ocean dolphins.

What can the missiles in Iran reach?
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 8:55 pm

A "Fallout" nucelar war is'nt going to happen.

Sorry.


Nope not yet. :)
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 2:52 pm

Seeing as we won't break into nuclear war and probably the conflict will pass away I am not worried: it's not the first time these tensions have existed in Korea, N.Korea has either no/very few nuclear weapons, no countries want to go into nuclear war and never have.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 12:25 pm

Just to be safe, I'm gonna put my Fallout 3 Strategy Guide in my "bug out bag", so that when the time comes I'll remember how to make bottlecap mines and shishkebabs. :)
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 1:04 pm

I doubt that people will use bottlecaps as currency... Atleast not in the United States, we use cheap-ass plastic for EVERYTHING. Also, yes, North Korea is a threat, but in more of an international-affairs way. We can defend ourselves from nukes. I would somewhat fear atomic warfare elseware, because North Korea is run by a mad man and his fat son, with a huge military. Hopefully their crap-county will just collapes soon....
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 12:37 am

crap-country


That was offensive you know?
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