Well trying to get the Master Criminal achievement kinda turned out to be a bit harder than I expected. I had done eight holds and my final one was Haafingar (Solitude.)
So I killed a single guard to get my bounty up to 1000 to complete the achievement, but the game never added the gold to my warrant. So I killed another, same thing. So I um..Started a small rampage and left Solitude a lifeless city of stone, a new Falkreath; or a Necropolis of my own. But alas, it is a boring place of aimless and meaningless tasks such as: play tag with raging infernos, hit the bullseye tullius, and pin the tail on the firebeard. I do hope that somehow the people return in some kind of DLC because it does get boring blasting whats left of the population away with a simple shout.

There must be kids running around, playing tag among the rotting corpses of their parents and everyone they have ever known.

Those kids have a good sense of the darkest of dark humor if they are playing tag instead of mourning the death of everyone. I say we make them dark comedians for the jarl. Who will be very angry when they say, "I heard the best way to get rid of a woman is to Fus Ro Do them!"

All the Jarls horses, and all the Jarls men couldn't bring the kids back to the den. I say they must be eliminated! Once they are of legal age to fight of course.

Heh heh heh.

Adopt thema and train them up as an army to attack other holds.

They will be dark humorists until then and be the first court jesters that actually are funny. Many will repopulate Solitude just to laugh at the children insulting everyone.

Well Hjaalmarch has been provoking me with their vampire raids..

A child army does sound good. They probably are vampires, anyways.

Ha, that's why I saved before I went on my master criminal rampage. If you saved before, you could always reload and try again, but if not enjoy your game of tag with children on the corpses of their parents.

An army of vampire lords, maybe the massacre was a good idea

No. The children are just very powerful vampires. Dracula would take on the form of a child when he was in his most powerful state in the original novel. That's where my children are vampires joke comes from.

If I had a dime for every time I've said that.

just think of it as a purge of the unworthy

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/joniscrazy/ddededdd.jpgThey made a play about it.

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

It's a console command. http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/joniscrazy/deeded.jpg He can feed a family of 80.

Bobbles is the best meal money can buy.

It's the capital of Skyrim , best Hold and City in my opinion.

Ya think?

Sounds to me like these children will all grow up into Ciceros. Can't tell if good or bad thing...

Oh , more Ciceros to kill !

You wouldn't!

I mean after I wiped out all non-essential characters. Its incredibly dull

There was a weird thing when I did a contract for the DB in Solitude. I was caught committing the murder, but my bounty was applied to the Rift. Still a bit confused about how that one happened..





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