Tamriels Races = "What on Earth?" Bad title, sorry.

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:40 am

Altmer - extreme racial supremacists
Argonians - primitive fisherman
Bosmer - druidic tribalists
Breton - politicians (we constantly hear about the volatile High Rock politics in the lore)
Dunmer - outcast convicts to a large island (hence the poorly done australian accent in Skyrim)
Imperials - political moderates and appeasers
Khajiit - middle-east traders, but peaceful; my obvious favorite.
Nords - Seceding racial supremacists (the Deep North rednecks :tongue:), followed by a bar brawl and a hangover; in all seriousness though, despite these similarities, I have to love them.
Orsimer - [censored] jocks
Redguard - Pirates

If any of these are out of line, I'll change them. I'm kinda naive, so...
Nords are rednecks? O.o
Well maybe in oblivion they reminded me of rednecks but not in skyrim.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:00 am

Argonian = lusty top models
Orc = AIDS avant la lettre
Imperial = peasant with boobs
Altmer = frigid giraffa camelopardalis
Nord = divine [censored]es
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