Who? Me or the client?

Both.

Silly. You should save that for the games where skooma is really bad stuff. All it is in this game is a minor stam pot.

May I have 10000 sweetrolls, please?

Well I also do it for the free stuff that I get off them (including Skooma )

Uh.... so far, any skooma dealer I've ever killed has LESS on her than a normal bandit.

Well, maybe killing and robbing nobles is more profitable then selling skooma to the homeless?

Wouldn't know about that.... don't kill anyone who doesn't aggro me first....

The potions that they carry are good and it is fun to see them trying to take me on unarmed I like to use the fire shout on them as well

None of my toons have any shouts. All of my toons can off a skooma pusher in about 2 whacks. They all have less on them than any decent bandit. I don't bother with the skooma - I don't want it, and it doesn't really sell very well.

Thalmor funding will soon belong to the nords. We will fight you and eventually put your kind to where they rightfully belong... Inside Cidhna Mine (I heard it increased in size) to bring us wealth.http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g322/Raidensama/Skyrim/TESV2012-03-0418-10-46-24.jpg Don't fight it. Don't resist. The stormcloaks will prevail to dominate the Thalmor soon enough.

I'll fight for you guys for complementary skooma.

Weren't we supposed to go "redecorate" the mage's college?

I'm still down for that, the nords hate them anyway

I'm always looking forward of having some new volunteers to become my next test subject so come right over to the college, with you and your friends. I've instructed my colleagues that we may have some fresh new volunteers, so they made sure to make extra space in the madden. Come right over.

In fact I am looking for a volunteer test subject who are currently addicted to Skooma so I can conduct my research. All of my test subjects are treated with an utmost respect, and they will eat with their mouths, and given comfortable clothing.

Now we'll shell it with fireballs from the sea.

If you're still giving out funding, may I request 39 elk, three buckets of tar, several sacks of feathers, eight buckets of glowing green paint, and a catapult?

Can we finish with the college first? They made me archmage, and I hate being put in positions of authority.

I'm so getting demoted...

Oh, great, another busybody who wants to punish people for committing victimless "crimes." What next? You'll chop down the Sleeping Tree and burn the marijuana fields outside Whiterun? Then you'll start pushing for anti-mead laws and banning wine sales.

If I want to ingest skooma, that's my business and no one else's. It's called Liberty. Give me Liberty or give me death!

Death it is!