The Anti skooma task force

Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:55 pm

After being approached by http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Helping_HandI decided to create an Anti http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Skoomatask force.

My missions and goals... To eliminate Skooma dealings within Skyrim. Eventually I would like to enhance my operation to other countries.

Say no to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fuMfe4-cukwill have to beat it out of you :)
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xx_Jess_xx
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:06 am

Skooma! Skooma!.

I hope you trip and fall on a sword!

Got any Skooma?!

Don't be so cruel!
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Luis Reyma
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:17 pm

You do realise that the Cammona Tong make the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood seem nice, and the Renjira Krin are probably in bed with the Thalmor?
This could be a fun roleplay, to bad the Skooma Trade is not set up like it was in Oblivion and Morrowind :sad:
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Abel Vazquez
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:39 am

Khajiit doesn't approve and will TP your college
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Noraima Vega
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:02 am

You do realise that the Cammona Tong make the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood seem nice, and the Renjira Krin are probably in bed with the Thalmor?
This could be a fun roleplay, to bad the Skooma Trade is not set up like it was in Oblivion and Morrowind :sad:

QFT.
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Eric Hayes
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:13 pm

and the Renjira Krin are probably in bed with the Thalmor?
This could be fun

Oh yeah! :biggrin:
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Hella Beast
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:10 pm

Khajiit doesn't approve and will TP your college

With Thalmor funding of course.
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Sylvia Luciani
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:41 am

Skooma! Skooma!.

I hope you trip and fall on a sword!

Got any Skooma?!

Don't be so cruel!

I'm only trying to help skooma addicts such as yourself. Don't worry you don't have to depend on the stuff for much longer.
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Jason Rice
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:47 pm


I'm only trying to help skooma addicts such as yourself. Don't worry you don't have to depend on the stuff for much longer.

With Thalmor funding of course.
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Neliel Kudoh
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:02 am

Removed
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Matthew Barrows
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:01 am

With Thalmor funding of course.

Of Course! Now how many cases of toilet paper will you fine gentlemen provide for me?
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C.L.U.T.C.H
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:57 am

With Thalmor funding of course.
:rofl: Can I help? I'd love to spend your money.
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lolli
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:01 pm

Of Course! Now how many cases of toilet paper will you fine gentlemen provide for me?

How many do you think you need?
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Makenna Nomad
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:58 pm

Thalmor's won over Khajits with Moon Sugar. LOL.
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Darrell Fawcett
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:49 am

:rofl: Can I help? I'd love to spend your money.

Yes, you can. We need agents to act in Alinor's name.
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Lavender Brown
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:32 pm

Yes, you can. We need agents to act in Alinor's name.

Elenwen? That you?
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James Shaw
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:03 pm

How many do you think you need?

For maximum coverage I'd say 10 cases of Tp and 5 bottles of skooma
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Logan Greenwood
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:45 am

I will require a box full of a dozen kwama eggs!
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Mimi BC
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:01 pm

Life supply of Sleeping Tree Sap while you're at it.
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jessica Villacis
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:14 pm

For maximum coverage I'd say 10 cases of Tp and 5 bottles of skooma
Would 5000 drakes cover your needs?
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Chris Cross Cabaret Man
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:32 am

Life supply of Sleeping Tree Sap while you're at it.

Now you're just scamming the Thalmor.
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Dark Mogul
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:59 pm

Would 5000 drakes cover your needs?

Actually I think I'll take the lifetime of sleeping tree sap too.
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Milagros Osorio
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:42 pm

Odds are you'll OD at this rate.
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Cameron Wood
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:47 pm

Odds are you'll OD at this rate.

Quantifiable attrition. I'm good with that.
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Rachel Tyson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:10 pm

I have not seen a Skoomer dealer for a while. I kill every one that I see :lol: :devil:
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