The smartest way for aliens to conquer the Earth

Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:36 pm

So I've been thinking, what would happen if aliens invaded the Earth on April 1? We'd be [CENSORED]!!! No, seriously, they'd be all going 'round and destroying city by city and all the people in the world would be all like "LOLZ!"

I'm telling you, April Fools Day is a very dangerous idea.

By the way, I'm 100% serious here. Well, maybe not 100% :P, but above 80% definitely.
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Stephy Beck
 
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Post » Sun May 29, 2011 2:42 am

ROFL. Ya know, that actually makes sense. Especially since H.G. Wells War of the Worlds was broadcast that one time over radio ever so long ago, and people actually believed aliens were attacking, I can just imagine the skepticism if aliens were to truly attack us and do it on April 1st. They'd have half the world conquered before we did anything about it. (Ok, maybe not half, but at least a quarter)
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:28 pm

This is true actually.

We'd all think it's just a prank, and if the aliens were smart enough to get themselves to our planet, they surely would have studied our ways somewhat and found out about the day. . .

Abolish it. Now!
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:46 am

Oh no. The aliens are coming. Eek.
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Sarah Knight
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 2:52 pm

So I've been thinking, what would happen if aliens invaded the Earth on April 1? We'd be [CENSORED]!!! No, seriously, they'd be all going 'round and destroying city by city and all the people in the world would be all like "LOLZ!"

I'm telling you, April Fools Day is a very dangerous idea.

By the way, I'm 100% serious here. Well, maybe not 100% :P, but above 80% definitely.

Yeah, I can see this one happening, but everyone knows that alien invasions happen during Christmas around the same time that a blue box appears out of nowhere.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:46 pm

ROFL. Ya know, that actually makes sense. Especially since H.G. Wells War of the Worlds was broadcast that one time over radio ever so long ago, and people actually believed aliens were attacking, I can just imagine the skepticism if aliens were to truly attack us and do it on April 1st. They'd have half the world conquered before we did anything about it. (Ok, maybe not half, but at least a quarter)

If they were lucky they might even conquer the entire world without anyone taking it seriously. The last human alive, seeing their spaceships approach from every direction would be all like "OMG LOL! You guys really outdid yourselves this time! Uh... guys?"
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:39 pm

I thin we would see em in the sky.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:53 pm

Yeah, I can see this one happening, but everyone knows that alien invasions happen during Christmas around the same time that a blue box appears out of nowhere.


I was going to post something to this effect :P
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Post » Sun May 29, 2011 2:50 am

I was going to post something to this effect :P
The Doctor will save us again!

Imagine if we discovered he was real as well, but he was actually kind of a dike. It would really put a downer on that 1st of April.
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Lauren Graves
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:40 pm

I don't think so, every world leader would be on the air with their country and the military would be mobilizing I don't think a April fools prank goes that far.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 7:03 pm

But you know what would be absolutely the best thing in the history of everything? If the aliens pretended to conquer the Earth on April 1. Flying around, pretending to destroy the cities and leaving a trail of holographic fire and smoke behind them. That'd be their way of introducing themselves to us - by pulling their own prank on us for April Fools Day. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!
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Post » Sun May 29, 2011 12:45 am

Imagine if we discovered he was real as well, but he was actually kind of a dike. It would really put a downer on that 1st of April.

Depending on what incarnation we're talking about, he was kind of a dike.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 9:27 pm

You may have a point, but wouldn't we be [censored] even if it wasn't April Fools Day?
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:11 pm

You may have a point, but wouldn't we be [censored] even if it wasn't April Fools Day?

Perhaps, but if it was April Fools Day we'd be double-[censored].
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 7:15 pm

It would be an even worse day for zombie apocalypse; I've seen that prank attempted before. City destruction isn't exactly subtle, but something that happens down on the ground isn't so easy to disprove by looking out the window.
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Post » Sun May 29, 2011 1:03 am

It would be an even worse day for zombie apocalypse; I've seen that prank attempted before. City destruction isn't exactly subtle, but something that happens down on the ground isn't so easy to disprove by looking out the window.

Well, any kind of disaster happening on April Fools Day would be a... disaster. :P
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 3:54 pm

But you know what would be absolutely the best thing in the history of everything? If the aliens pretended to conquer the Earth on April 1. Flying around, pretending to destroy the cities and leaving a trail of holographic fire and smoke behind them. That'd be their way of introducing themselves to us - by pulling their own prank on us for April Fools Day. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!


Brilliant. But we'd probably try to kill them.

I think we should think of other ways that aliens could conquer earth before this thread gets a little spammy.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:53 pm

Brilliant. But we'd probably try to kill them.


True, then we would get wiped out.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:35 pm

Wow. Were doomed.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 2:54 pm

So I've been thinking, what would happen if aliens invaded the Earth on April 1? We'd be [CENSORED]!!! No, seriously, they'd be all going 'round and destroying city by city and all the people in the world would be all like "LOLZ!"

I'm telling you, April Fools Day is a very dangerous idea.

By the way, I'm 100% serious here. Well, maybe not 100% :P, but above 80% definitely.


Inconceivable!!!

*serious*

Actually that's not too far fetched to be honest since people would think it is a hoax by the news centers, but I think after seeing a couple cities invaded by little green men it would sink in. However those first few minutes there would definitely be an opportunity for an alien species to invade us. Personally I would choose Halloween since people can be pretty elaborate on that Holiday. People would think that it is a bunch of advlts having too much of a good time.

There was already a movie about that called "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_Invaders" and imho would have similar results minus the comedic parts. *I TOLD YOU TO INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B*
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 7:03 pm

Now...Aliens making contact with Earth could be hard to make people believe on April fools.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 2:05 pm

Depending on what incarnation we're talking about, he was kind of a dike.

The Doctor's here to save us!



It's Colin Baker!



Well, I guess there's still Jeff Goldblum...
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:05 am

I was going to post something to this effect :P
The Doctor will save us again!

Well lets hope the aliens are daleks wait nevermind the Doctor has saved us from those quite a few times.
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Post » Sun May 29, 2011 2:05 am

Take over social media.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 2:44 pm

Take over social media.

Haven't they already done that already? MTV cough cough
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