So I've been thinking, what would happen if aliens invaded the Earth on April 1? We'd be
[CENSORED]!!! No, seriously, they'd be all going 'round and destroying city by city and all the people in the world would be all like "LOLZ!"
I'm telling you, April Fools Day is a very dangerous idea.
By the way, I'm 100% serious here. Well, maybe not 100%

, but above 80% definitely.