"One-armed no-legged man steals wheelchair from fellow handicapped after dispute on needs"
First: ^this.
Second: I remember always wondering how awkward, yet funny it would be to see someone steal a wheelchair from someone in it. Just flip them over, and run off and roll down a hill, then proceed to go back up the hill, return it and walk away.
Third: god dang, morrowind... i love that profile pic... :drool: