Also a good one.

Pretty much anything that lets you backtalk their insults would be great.

After Jaree-Ra mentions shipwrecking job: "Guards!"

Any Thalmor who mentions elven supremacy: "Yes, because a bunch of murderous, bigoted elves are SO superior."
or "Bite my furry Khajiit ."
or "Your Thalmor buddies didn't look so superior with their heads rolling on the floor last night."
or "That's not what your mother said after I was done with her last night."
or "Someone sure has their head in the clouds. Let me fix that." *decapitation*
or "Newsflash knife-ears. Last I heard, the Redguards kicked your a couple decades ago."

Any Thalmor who claims Talos isn't a deity: "If what you say is true, then why do the shrines cure disease?"
or "You're just jealous that an elf never ascended to divinity."
or "The other Eight Divines sent me, and are they PO'd." *Attacks*
or "Who died and made you Pope?"
or "Can you prove it? No? Then go a horker."

As you can tell, I have no patience for Thalmor.

"Stay out of my line of fire!" and "Get the @#$% out of the doorway!"

^this!!!!

"move "...and they move!