I probably should've exxpected that, lol

* and a good day to you to.
* Yep some Jack A$$ took my sweetroll and coffee, I'm NOT a morning person.
* Hellooooo anyone see the flaming dragon except me? ( thinking: maybe I shouldn't of had that last pint of mead...at least it ain't a pink dragon)
* " nope I don't wanna play tag, How about hide and seek...you go hide I'll count to 100 and start looking" not!

"I've got to thinkin...maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and i just don't know it yet!"

Ahh...

1. "What are you looking for friend? My store has everything. Cabbage, axes, books... women."

A: "You sell cabbage...? You sick bastard!"

2. "You there! Join the Imperial Legion, good pay and a monthly allowance in the tavern."

A: "An allowance in the tavern. Wauw! Can I bring my pet mammoth?"

3. "Oi, we don't like yer type around here, put up your fists or buy me a pint."

A: "Okay, mom..."

4. "Right- the enemy is gathered in that house in the woods. What's the plan of action?"

A: "Cut their internetconnection!"

5. "BY THE NINE EIGHT, A DRAGON!"

A: "Relax... Ever heard of Cliff Racers?"

"Gah!"
"Umph!"

I just let Bandits beat the hell out of me to raise my armor skill

1. "What are you looking for friend? My store has everything. Cabbage, axes, books... women."

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Sir?
The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
I don't know. I couldn't say.
Call it.
Call it?
Yes.
For what?
Just call it.
Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
I didn't put nothin' up.
Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
No.
It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Everything.
How's that?
You stand to win everything. Call it.
Alright. Heads then.
Well done.

Does your character have that same/awesome haircut?

Alas, no.
But he has the same blank stare. However, that's more of Bethesda's doing

"I'm the damn DragonBorn! I shouldn't have to put up with this [censored]!
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Guard: "Sir, no lollyga-
Me:"-FUS-ROH-DAH!"

I'm here for the artifact! Nothing more, Nothing less!

"Sworn to carry my burdens, huh? That thanecarl training must have been tough."

Made my day LOL

bandit says "you picked a bad time to get lost friend"
me says "lets do this, leerrroooyyyyyy jjjjennnnkkikiinnnnnnssss"

Too late! there is!
"Where? behind the Dragon?"
It is the Dragon!
"Oh you silly sod!!"
"Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake"

"We have the holy Handgrenade!!"

1. IM IN THE DAMN CLOUD DISTRICT
2. I KNOW THAT YOU WORK WITH YOUR MOTHER TO SELL FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
3. NO, ITS NOT DRAGONS
4. YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER ARROW IN YOUR KNEE SOON
5. NO. I HAVENT COME TO TALK TO YOU. OLD WOMAN


6. Oh wait, you're actually asking real questions

Girl in Whiterun: I work with my mother. sell fruits and vegetables. Fun most days, hard work others.
Me: false

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Me: you tell me everyday and I still don't see the arrow.

Delphine: From here on out, if you want our help, you must kill Paarthunax
Me: Don't be playin girl.
Delphine: *Remain Silent*
Me: ...uh..no? I'll break it down for you. Blades...or Dragons (two hands weighing options)...hmm....dragons win.

Me: What the? Who killed this dead alchemist and why is she so neatly dead against this fallen tree in the middle of a pond?
Dead elf: Boo!
Me: Whoa!

Dragon: We ride to Sovngarde. Climb on my back.
Me:

Lydia: I am sworn to carry your burdens..
Me: I know you watch me while I sleep..don't think I don't see you sitting at the table when I wake up.

Psjic Order: You have started a chain of events that cannot be stopped
Me: Why...because I fast traveled back to the College so I didn't have to run all the way? Seriously?
Psjic: yep pretty much
Me: Well poo.

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
Me: Do you see your wife every night? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.