Log off you woman and go bed some wenches and quaff some ale. Be sure to break somebody's jaw cause they 'looked at you funny'. FIGHT THINGS AND PISS IN BUSHES!
Being a manly man is fun.
Well I had to do something while I was in bed

Haha, try being 19 and being mistaken for your 69 year old father's brother.

Now I have left a strip of facial hair on my chin under my lip and rather like it, I now a few females who like the look too. 


Fine, I'm not that manly, I shaved myself not long ago... you happy now?!