I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took an Arro : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:53 pm

I used to be the Adoring Fan. Then the Grand Champion shot an arrow in my knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:40 pm

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I stole your sweetroll.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:31 pm

LET THIS THREAD END PLEASEEEEEEEE

I would, but you know...

I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:45 pm

has every single guard taken a arrow to the knee? because it all kinda makes sense to why Guards are so tought? because they used to be Adventurers?
also wouldnt an Army of wounded Adventurers make a weak army?

wait is the Dragonborn DESTINED to become a Guard if he takes a arrow to the knee? someone help me please im really scared

A town guard isnt really army.

Hes a guard. He stays in one place and guards it. Armies have to move long distances as well as adventurers. With adventuring, you have combat. Maybe theyre only good at combat so they become guards

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:55 pm

You sleep rather soundly for an arrow, that's good, you'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:47 am

If it bleeds, it can take an Arrow in the Knee.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:38 am

If it bleeds, it can take an Arrow in the Knee.

You jerk, so now you say that skellys cannot be shot in the knee? How insensitive.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:57 pm

Sorry miscomment....arrow in the knee hit the keyboard.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:05 am

Ah. Now thats some nice armor there. Good ol' fashion Steel.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:54 am

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» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:26 am

"Veni, Vidi, Sagitto geni"

I came, I saw, I took an arrow to the knee.

Am I right?

You win the sweetroll!!!!!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:04 pm

I used to be a draughr then I took an arrow in the knee..

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:05 am

Taking an arrow in the knee... heavy risk, but the priiize.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:40 pm

I used to "Want some Rye?", but then.......

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:02 am

What happens if you come upon an opponent..

With no knees?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:03 am

I used to have less dialogue then I took an arrow in the knee...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:34 am

I used to think that maybe i'm the dragonborn, but then someone stole my knee...err..

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:40 pm

I used to take arrows in the knee like you, but then I took an arrow in the elbow.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:45 pm

This sugar roll is the bee's knees.

after they took an arrow.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:46 pm

I would, but you know...

I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

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» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:27 am

Who whats to have an adventurer who has taken an arrow in the knee wich gave him a disadvantage in combat, and HIRE HIM AS A GUARD!!

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:07 pm

Who whats to have an adventurer who has taken an arrow in the knee wich gave him a disadvantage in combat, and HIRE HIM AS A GUARD!!

Well the Jarl who hired him got his start in public service becoming a guard, and... guess why he gave up adventuring to become one?

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:40 pm

我的帖子曾经和楼主一样好直到我的膝盖中了一箭

Translation (per Google):
And the landlord of my post was as good until my knees in the stone.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:31 pm

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Ran this through Google Translate too, but the result is not postable

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:39 pm

Who whats to have an adventurer who has taken an arrow in the knee wich gave him a disadvantage in combat, and HIRE HIM AS A GUARD!!

Dear Talos Man! Of course we have to hire them as guards!! Can you imagine the state of the nation if we left a horde of ex-adventurers with knee injuries unemployed?! It would be anarchy, chaos!