My reaction when meeting Alva:

Alva: "I know you for what you are."

Me:

Alva: "This town's blood is ours"

Me:

Alva: Leave it!

Me:

Really Bethesda? Couldn't we just have a "Join Alva and vampire crew and take over Morthal with the option to overthrow Movarth and marry Alva" questline for vampire characters?