^Mindblown

Good thing I don't use offensive magic huh? I've got a sword, and crossbow to kill you with. Also you're not the only one who's heavily resistant to magic.



Whew! Good thing Dragon Hide lasts for only 30 seconds, and takes about a year to charge up huh? Also its a good thing bows do ridiculous damage, and stagger right?


Detect life undead, and avoid death. Yeah.. You're not insta killing me.

Oops...forgot to add alteration. So I could detect you and you would be dead in a heart-beat.

Gutslit hates your kind. You use necromancy as if it was a toy and laugh as you swing someone's aunt's body in their face. Gutslit knows nothing of this dawnguard, but is very curious.

Out of Character: I'm a werewolf, I eat vampire blood on my steak, morsel. Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvCX_uK8WPg

Oh I forgot your targeting AI svcks and all I have to do is juke side to side to dodge...
Also, I thought the point of you "charging up" your restoration magic was to do something potentially lethal to undead like...heal us?
Does healing work for negative damage against undead in Skyrim???
Also, if that's the case with Dragonhide then I don't need it. Ebonyflesh. +200 armor. Bam.
I hardly ever use the flesh spells any more since I get stealth kills all the time. Seriously, stealth 100 is broken.
Guard/bandit/dragon/Giant/anything: "What was that?"
Walks up to the PC so close you can feel its breath on your face.
Turns around and leaves.
"Probably my imagination"
Except the initial "What was that?" never happens because stealth 100 is just that broken.

Okay so you detect me. So I don't sneak. I just straight up kill you in a fair fight.
Point is I still kill you.

let me grab that sword and shove it up you're !@#
LOL XD

Lol what?


Nah. Mostly to heal myself, and cast turn undead to make you run in fear while I shoot/stab you in the back.



I wish.


I've got Ebony flesh too.



Detect Undead, and even if you stab me in the throat, avoid death will save my life, and you wouldn't be able to sneak up on me again. Either that or I just cast Guardian circle, and you can't even get near me.


Nah.

While your one hand is busy "healing" yourself I've got bound swords dual-wielded and staggering you with chained double power attacks.
Don't we all?
You're not undead. Yours isn't doubled.
I actually don't know how to get around turn undead...will that even work on an epic level PC? I thought the highest level enemy it works on is like...level 50 or something?

Also, I'm too lazy to do the fancy quote thing you did.
You still die.

Stagger you with bow, quick shot, steady aim, and Bullseye+Paralyze spell(twice as effective because of necromage, it will work on you(eventually..). You're not getting close.


I honestly don't know. But probably not.


Nah.

Ok fellow Vampires, it seems the DawnGuard are coming up with fancy slogans for there signature, now we must do the same! Any suggestions?

Except we're underwater!!!

So what? I'm an Argonian.

Bang, you are dead.

I WIN.

Well so am I. Point is I'm a vampire, and in the new DLC vampires will be getting underwater combat...or something like that....
Ice phasing powers, remember?

As the light of the world is snuffed out by the darkness so shall rise the red sun, colored red with fear and a shrouded sky of darkness to all who look upon it and shall know that hunters of man and mer shall rule the world in terror and darkness.

Hows that for a slogan?

As the light of the world is snuffed out by the darkness so shall rise the red sun, colored red with fear and a shrouded sky of darkness to all who look upon it and shall know that hunters of man and mer shall rule the world in terror and darkness.

HELL YEAH! True vampires add this to your signature!

Woah woah woah woah woah... Woah.. Do you have a source for this?

I edited it a bit. Two reds so close together seemed redundant, and the rest was just to slightly improve sentence fluency.

The Blackest Night falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your demise,
By my black hand, vampires shall rise!

Are you a fan of Green Lantern by any chance?

Oh, indeed. That is just great.
Also,
I would prefer to leave my sig dedicated to the Marukhati Selective, but if I were to make a vamp sig, I would use this:

'How very beautiful you are, that you do not join us.'

Of course, this only fits if the vamps are worshipping Molag Bal, but judging from the trailer I'd say it's fairly likely.

I only have one, and its fallible.
Have you ever read Immortal Blood?

No. What even is that?

A DC comic. The very comic you stole that oath from. It's the Black Lantern Corps' Oath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lantern_Corps#Oath

Seem familiar?

So, we all need to agree on a proper slogan we will all use, I will keep the one I have on until we agree to something else.