Ohhhhhh, BLACK lanterns. Yeah, very familiar with those guys.
Green Lanterns not so much. They sound like wusses to me.

Also, I have never seen that page before in my life!
Also also, did you know a ball of yellow energy will continue to gain momentum as it spins off into the vast reaches of space until it spins so rapidly it phase shifts to the color blue? Blue, which is not yellow.

My vote is on the one I did [not] rip-off from the Black Lantern Corps.

The hunters are hunted.
The beast hath awoke.
Not a dawn, but a sunset.
Not a game, but a life.

The only thing these inflated blood-svcking mosquitoes will feast on is my sword.

those dawnguards shall fall beneath my feet and then i will crush there heads with my foot mwahahahaha

When the sun goes out, us vampires will raise from the ashes. Unlikely. because Hanne my Nord huntress will be building a house with a special blend of concrete which has vampire dust in the mix.



Walking pair of boots.

down with dawnguard and them fools the vigilants of stendarr...

finaly with these new feeding animations il be able to hunt and feed on the vigilants...

Rawr! Dominate the living! Taste their flesh! >:L

Good luck fearing the sun when there is NONE!

Haha, oh please. Dovahkiin a hero? He saved the world just because he didn't want to see it be detroyed, not because he cared about the pathetic mongrel race who can't even defent himself.

Draken Decumus is going to join the vampires to get back into his vampiric roots. If he fails, he'll return to politics where he can sit by and manipulate mortals as they wage countless wars, while he sits back and crosses his legs, sipping on a chalice of blood as his coffers stay robust! There is no evil. Evil is a word used by the ignorant. Vampirism is about survival of the fittest and of the smartest. Sorry mortals, but you guys have it coming.

I wonder if the little vampire minions made it into the DLC

Death to Dawnguard!

We shall bathe in their blood and eat their flesh!


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There.....now my character is ready. Bring on the expansion!

I am with you brother and sister vampires!

Ooh~
Politics and a vampire who "manipulates the mortals"
Scary.

Sorry, I think my murdering psychopath wins hands down.
He just kills people and laughs.
svcks out their souls and laughs.
Sticks it in an enchanted sword, sells it to somebody, and laughs.
While you're busy hiding behind your politics and being so clearly lawful evil Leaves-Only-Ashes will be laughing behind his impenetrable fortress of fear.
Its not about evil, its about being one seriously bad dude.
...Sometimes I imagine what Lydia must think of me. Back in the days before I turned vampire and wasn't spending my idle hours turning the Whiterun guards into food for the enchanting table she must have thought her chipper Thane was a pretty okay guy.
Things are better now that I've moved to Windhelm. Never have to see her again.

Oh yeah, also, I WILL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES AND GRIND THEM INTO DUST SO YOU WILL BE AS NOTHING AND ALL OF CREATION WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR VERY EXISTENCE, DAWNGUARD!!!!
So do I get to join your guys' club now or what?

Amusing. Ripping flesh from bones and grinding them to dust. Very nice. While your murdering psychopath tried to rack up a kill count, it doesn't negate the fact that a simple choice of words resulted in countless deaths and suffering for thousands of people across the world in a grand scale. And of course, in politics, almost no one who is guilty is truly harmed. Though there are times where being responsible for the atrocities commited against men, women and children is a bit taxing, so feeding on pure babies and virgins is also a deluxe passtime

It doesn't beat chewing on bones and skipping ropes with intenstines, I guess.

Choice of words? What in Oblivion are you referring to?

And anyway, what is "pure" babies?

its splatter time,leeches!
been waiting for you to stop skulking in your cesspits feeding on mice.
gonna hit you so hard you'll have to take yer trousers down to bite someone!

this is going to be fun! cheers

I will join dawnguard if i feel enough ''witch-hunter'' vibe

Whichever side lets my Werewolf join then thats who I'm siding with, though now I'm gonna create a vamp character just for this DLC

I'm siding with the vampires. My character is all about control, power, and domination. He isn't siding with the vampires because he likes them, or because he wants to become one (he doesn't. He really, really doesn't.), but because of the power it'll give him.

Siding with the Dawn Guard is cute and everything, but at the end of the day, what do I get out of it? Knowing I did the right thing? I can't exactly make a profit off of that, now can I.

that is volkihar, not vampire lords. no ice powers for you!

and the werewolves will feast on both the dawnguard and these vampiric upstarts

Curse these infernal chicken wings! If only we were given proper wings, we'd stand a chance against you lot.

Oh, wait. You're dogs. Here boy! I got a stick for you!

a stick? pfft. we dont fall for that...if it was a squirrel on the other hand...

Here's a squirrel. Go fetch!! I make u jump off a cliff...

No need for animal cruelty...

Also-
What did you think of my edit of your slogan?