I want to be a Sabre Cat. : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:06 am

Funny, if I was a bar of soap I'd squirm out of every prisoners hand, just to watch the resulting... events. >.>

It's not as pretty as you may think it looks :yuck:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:29 pm

It's not as pretty as you may think it looks :yuck:

In my mind it's a beautiful thing, don't ruin it for me! >.<

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:42 pm

I am already an evolved Sabre Cat that casts fireballs. An apex predator, if you will. Run! :ahhh:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:49 pm

I am already an evolved Sabre Cat that casts fireballs. An apex predator, if you will. Run! :ahhh:

But can you run around on all fours? I'd like to see that... No, really... Do it now! >.<

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:12 am

I want to be a mountain that can walk around the map and sit on that [censored] hole riften

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:01 pm

In my mind it's a beautiful thing, don't ruin it for me! >.<

Jean Genet in the house...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:52 pm

I want a shout that transforms me into a dragon.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:39 pm

So figured out the console. Being creatures is hilarious.

Things then took a turn for the crazy when I decided to invade Whiterun with 30 werewolves.

Then things got out of hand when I increased my size to about 100x and then sprinted across SKyrim in 3 large footsteps.

Then finally I topped it off by going back to Whiterun after it was overran by werewolves, turned god mode on and perma spammed Force Push.

I got to Dragonsreach before my computer finally couldn't handle the hilarious fun anymore and crashed.

Best. Game. Ever.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:25 pm

I want to be a doggy, I will be able to bark adventurers into turning round and stabbing me

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:51 pm

I want to be a bouquet of dried elves ear hanging from the rafters of Dragonreach. Imagine the conversations you'd hear!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:49 pm

To be fair, sabre cats in Skyrim DO have the uncanny ability to pop in behind you even though they weren't rendered in when you passed that bush a few steps back.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:08 pm

To be fair, sabre cats in Skyrim DO have the uncanny ability to pop in behind you even though they weren't rendered in when you passed that bush a few steps back.

Perhaps they actually have a sneak ability that makes them impossible to spot unless you look right at them?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:29 pm

Perhaps they actually have a sneak ability that makes them impossible to spot unless you look right at them?

Are you saying sabre cats have the Shadow Warrior perk?

Whoa, what if this whole 'perk' thing applies to all living things? What perks do mudcrabs have? :{O~

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:32 pm

So. Much. Fun.

HAving no shout cd makes for some amazing fun.

I must have spent 40 minutes alone in the Riverwood Inn using a combination of fully unlocked Slow Time and Force Push.

Did you know that if you Slow Time, launch Force Push at an NPC, then run around to the opposite side they are flying towards, you can then Force Push again THIS TIME IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!

What happens? Just ask poor Delphine, first time I have ever seen an NPC helicopter before.

Poor Hadvar has the record though for most air, he wasn't even trying to kill me and he wound up slapping the ceiling of the Inn.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:56 pm

Gothic 3 had that... you could morph into different animals... it was really cool

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:37 pm

It's not Star Wars, not that I really care...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:14 am

This would be great for a mod.

I am SO putting this on my to-do list, as of now!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:50 pm

why limit it to creatures. I want to be a gate and choose who I can allow inside

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:34 am

I wanna be frost spider, and paralyze innocent travelers, so I can feed them to my many children...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:53 pm

You'd start the game in mid-air and would die from that fall. :/

Hahaha

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:31 pm

Because why the hell not:
Bonus points if you get it

"One night, Zhuang Zhou dreamt he was a butterfly. He was a happily fluttering butterfly, it was so much fun. He could fly wherever he wanted, and he had no thought of being Zhou. But suddenly he woke up, and he was startled to find that he was now Zhou. He couldn't decide: Was he Zhou who'd just dreamt he was a butterfly... or a butterfly now dreaming he was Zhou? Between being Zhou and a butterfly, surely there must be some distinction... this is what we call the transformation of things."

In short, I want to be a butterfly in Skyrim.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:12 pm

I think I'll go with the Dwemer Centurion. So, I can march about the forest and flatten Stormcloak Soldiers into Stormcloak Pancakes.

Actually, I would like having a Sabre Cat morph ability. They can be some fearsome enemies to deal with in a number of cases.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:40 am

Because why the hell not:
Bonus points if you get it

It's from that one Taoist text which I can't remember the name of, right?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:00 am

It's from that one Taoist text which I can't remember the name of, right?

Yes!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:28 pm

Yes!

That thing was pretty awesome.