I wish I was a bar of soap - I'd go slippy and a slidey over everybody's hidey.
I wish I was a piece of orange - I'd go squirty-squirty-squirty on everybody's shirty.
I'd like to be a bee and sting someone, especially those bears who steal my honey.
Do you know why bears steal honey? Because they don't give a damn about the bees. They're immune to the stingers.
How about a Pahmar or Pahmar-raht khajiit? They look like tigers, but may be a bit smarter

I do want one instead of a dog for my Suthay-raht, though

And i want my Suthay-raht to be an Ohmes-raht instead. Save me, mods!

Unfortunately, even after 5 years, I have yet to see a good Ohmes-raht texture for Oblivion... I'm going to have to try to figure out how texturing works, so I can transfer and re-work the Mountain Lion fur to fit onto a human body-shape.
At least I can play an Ohmes-Raht by default in Daggerfall, and don't need mods to make her wear what she looks best in.