That's not destroying the world, that's waiting for it to end! Any idiot can do that, in fact, every idiot is. And what're you gonna' do if the world doesn't end on 2012, huh? It's not as if it's the first time it's been delayed.

A real supervillain never leaves home without having several backup plans. For me, some of my world-ending schemes include:

1). Spread a fad among the youth all over the globe that it is funny, clever, and cool to do Marlon Brando impersonations. This will cause an u[rising of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWxL0fMTk-U (ABS) to sweep across the world! Soon, everyone will be too busy impersonating Brando, that they'll neglect even eating, and all production will come to a halt!

2). Replace all televised programming on all channels in every nation of the world with neverending Golden Girls marathons. Having nothing to watch except a whole bunch of old ladies talk about six will drive people completely insane, and cause them to long for the sweet embrace of death.

3). Destroy every roll of toilet paper, every toilet paper factory, and burn the plans and blueprints for every kind of toilet paper out there so that no one will ever be able to produce it ever again. This will be especially cruel. Some will forever be trapped in their own bathrooms or latrines, never able to leave the confine of their johns. Others will simply withhold their bowels eternally, until they either blow up, or are poisoned by their own wastes. A desperate few will improvise with what they can find (printing paper, leaves, their own clothing, whatever), but realize that there is no substitute and kill themselves.

I also have a plan to sabotage the personal hygiene industry, using trained mice and a very large inflatable chicken... but I digress.

The plan being that with the entire global hygiene industry in collapse, everyone will die of social embarrassment..





although this is plan 'B', since I'm nowhere without dental floss..


now to assemble my left-sockinator... bwaa-haahaahahahaha-burp.

You have won. You, Old Andy, and Jagar Tharn succeed. You just need a bit more Polybius broadcasting on TV and you'll have succeeded.

Searching for a huge meteorite far far away and using a space ship to alter it's path so it hits the earth. (it works)

oh you'll find out soon enough

Ignite the atmosphere.

Yeah that wot work out to well pretty sure you will go blind after seeing one.


The post reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk

Build a huge mirror in space. It would keep [censored] earth up after our death, as the earth rotates and burns.

You're right, I haven't been honest with you. My way is complicated, you need the following:

• Become the president of the United States.
  
• You have to have knowledge in hacking, technicalalities, programming and computers in general.
  
• You need to be rich.

If you've done all that, you need to get your hands on USA's atom bombs system. Bribe a few guards without telling them your true intentions to help you take care of anyone who interferes. When you've secured the place, set a destination for all atom bombs, about 10 in each countrey. Afterwards you're set (you'll need pilots, but it's not a problem hiring pilots in seperate without them knowing they are bombing the entire planet.

It's a VERY complicated plan, but if you want you can try it!

Hmm I would probably let these morons continue doing what they are doing by taking anti-biotics whenever they get a sniffle. However I would just make it so all scientific advancements were stopped and no more funding was sent out to help research ways to cure diseases. Would also make it a felony for any pharmaceutical company to research new ways to help cure people from disease. Eventually the idiots abroad will make a super virus here in the US and due to the ability of viruses to transverse continents on planes we'll all die out within a year possibly 2. Sure they'll be people who develop an immunity to the virus, but they'll be left weakened to the point they'll die off.

So basically just destroy science and let the whack jobs go back to believing leeches will cure everything.

Mist generators. The population will be so full of euphoria they wouldn't even have a care in the world. Then with a never-ending labour force, build massive pumpstacks around the globe that reach from the depths of the world to low-orbit and flood the world with !!MAGMA!! through orbital bombardment.