I don't know if such a topic was made before, but in this thread I want us to discuss about how can we destroy the world. Simple as that.

I'll show you mine, then you'll show me yours:



Do you have ideas (original ones) how to destroy the world?! Post them here! Villains... Attack!

With science!

Drill to the centre of the earth and detonate ALL the nukes in the world inside.

Put the guys from Ghost Adventures in charge of overseeing nuclear power plants.

Transform planet earth into a zombie.

Using Pax. 90% of the population will stop doing anything, and the remaining 10% will go berserk.

Nukes. Seriously, I want to sit on top of a mountain with a spectacular view and I just want to watch the world burn and mushroom clouds touch the sky.

Not very original, but would be awesome.

As a diabolical mastermind.. I would steal everyone's left shoe.

As chaos reined worldwide, I would hold the shoes for ransom -I'm thinking a gazillion purple gumballs, just because I'm in a frivolous mood today..

..and as the poor schmucks of the world then paid me in my purple gumballs..., they would realize that I have also stolen every shoehorn in the world!!!


suffer at the pinnacle of my evil torment, pitiful mortal scum..

BWAAAHAAHA, BWAAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAHA, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-hic.


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I win -does little diabolically brilliant dance, disco style of course :disco:

The heat death of the universe should do the trick.

It's a bit of a long wait, depending on how you perceive time and whether or not you're immortal.

Instantly turn everyone in the world into tang and/or kool-aid. I must be a genius for such a creative idea. B)

Pumping crappy pop music out of every speaker in the world until everyone goes insane and eats each other.

Pay Galactus to do it. Pay with your lives. OMNOMNOM.

What moron villain would want to destroy the world? It's much better to rule it

A society of Reavers.


I would further the New World Order, become a high-ranking official, release strains of contained virus and then detonate bombs just to be thorough.

Buy that Deathstar off of Ebay of course, d'uh.

Robot hippos. They are the perfect animal.

:nuke: :ahhh:

:wavey:

I think that about sums it up.

Otherwise

:mage:

Replace all literature with Youtube Comments.

I succeed in ending the human race anyways.

Meh, just divide by zero and call it a day.

Teach a butterfly how to light a match. The butterfly effect will take care of the rest.

Two words:

Narf! Poit!

;)

I heard that if you say Margaret Thatcher's name backwards 7 times and throw a big lump of clay over your shoulder, that clay will then turn into anti-matter and destroy the world.

:cookie:

You deserve it.

I would rig every cell phone to shock the user to death at the exact same moment. Each person would unknowingly have a pocket nuke surgically implanted in their spleen, which the shock would set off. the 6+ billion nukes going off would vaporize most of the world, and what's left would be skewered with a giant spear shot from somewhere out in space. The spear would knock the Earth out of orbit and send it on a collision course with the sun.

1. Blow up Duct Tape factory.

2. World falls apart.

You monster! Combine that with the person who said they would make pop music play out of all speakers, and even animals will be commiting suicide. I don't really know what animals need with duct tape, but insane schemes are better when you have blind faith in them.

I'm thinking 50 ft tall kittens with laser eyes, dressed to look like famous historic figures such as Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, and Michael Jackson. I know you're asking yourselves "Is Michael Jackson a historical figure?" Well no, but would any of you not want to see a 50 ft tall laser-eyed kitten dressed up in the Thriller outfit? I'm also thinking the Legion of Doom are involved. You know, now that their new leader is Fred Flintstone, and his sidekick is dike Cheney. There should be demonic squirrels involved as well. I'm thinking they are Fred's elite spies.