This annoying rich kid at school boasts that his dad is a ninja just because he owns several katanas and nunchuks. (spelling?)
I'm quite sure you are not a ninja just if you own some weapons associated with ninjas.
So what does it mean to be a true ninja?

Look behind you.

Too late. You're dead.

Training/technique.

Ninjas are long gone though.

Ninja is a way of life. Ask NinjaFish, he'll tell you all about it.

Due to the fact the I am alive at this current moment I conclude that your statement is [censored].

To be a true ninja, it's paramount that nobody knows you're a ninja. Hence, this kid's father is not a ninja, unless this is some kind of elaborate double-bluff going on.

Ninjas were not super soldiers who wielded all sorts of special weapons like nunchucks or katanas. They were spies, undercover agents, and assassins; carrying such flashy, expensive, and often prohibited weaponry was a good way to draw attention to yourself. Nor did they dress in black, which was just a convention derived from Japanese theatre. More than anything, ninjas would be dressed as some nobody or other, a servant, or a common citizen. If they had to kill someone, a simple knife or application of poison would often suffice.

To be a covert agent/mercenary in Feudal Japan. Pretty much a modern day spy/assassin is a ninja.

Also, this man cannot be a ninja unless he is a double ninja agent of death who publicly gives away his identity but others believe its too foolish to take seriously so he is doubted and ignored, while being a ninja.

His dad's probably a geisha.

No, I'm pretty sure he's legit. He's just not a very good one, made apparent by his son bragging about his status at school.

nin·ja /?ninj?/
Noun: A person skilled in ninjutsu.

Edit: Who brags off of the 'accomplishments' of others?

His son is a brat.
He acts like a complete smart ass. Like correcting the teacher with [censored] confidence, bragging about how much money he has.
Another thing that gets on my nerves at school is that everyone calls katanas samurai swords.
I don't call an M16 an army gun

My ninja dad could beat up his ninja dad.


OMG I just thought of a premise for a sit-com.

My mob boss dad could put a hit on your cleaner at McDonalds dad

Best advice I can give is to ignore him. Let him do his thing while you do your own. Also, ninjas mostly used a straight sword ( forgot its name ) while samurai mostly used katanas. So, essentially katanas were samurai swords.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42029894/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/cops-ninja-dad-left--year-old-son-home-alone/

http://www.spreadshirt.com/red-ninja-dad-kids-shirts-C3376A5390048

It means whatever your instructor/salesguy tells you in order to get your money...

You're so cool Naruto.

Sounds like your are hanging around 12 year olds.

I'd take that down if I were you. Let's not get the poor kid harassed by strangers, now.

To do battle with pirates, surely. Yarr. Oh, what a give-away.

I hope that is a joke.




He has his own way of the ninja.

Discuss ninjas if you have to, but links to personal Facebook pages are not going to happen.

He looks depressed every [censored] day!

Cool your jets.

By the looks/sound of it, he's just a kid. Let it be. :shrug:

I think he mad.

Sorry
He is just so arrogant and cocky and all the other Year 9s thik he's cute
God knows why