What exactly is the problem with Nazeem? : V

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:59 pm

Yes, what is everyone's peeve with Nazeem? All he says is 'have you been to the cloud district?' and seems a bit snooty like many npcs. Skyrim has plenty of worse jerks so what is outstanding in Nazeem's case? I think there was a quest attached to him that I played in November, but it's been so long that I'd forgotten what it was.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:57 am

Just that you hear it everytime you walk by him in Whiterun. He also has a key to a "Whitesands Manor" or something like that. But no location with that name exists.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:29 pm

he is one of the few redguards who has an altmer father, thats were he gets his smug ~~stupidity~~ superiority-complex

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:00 am

it seems his own wife hates him as well when she says "remember to treat your wife with respect".

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:45 am

It is the belittlement by him especially when one is a Thane. I find it refreshing, but not annoying.

What gets me is the line with "I used to be an adventurer like you...". Not because of the line itself, but because of the fame this line has won. Only today did I start with The Battle of Whiterun and I had to reload, because one of the guards on my way to the fight gave me this line and it made me laugh uncontrollably and I just could not continue.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:58 am

He says it every time you pass him by, every frakkin time.It takes some serious willpower not to plant a battle-ax in his skull.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:59 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:33 am

He's a door handle...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:07 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

He's in his proper place now and for that I thank you.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:07 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

Its poetry. And now my wallpaper :-D

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:03 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

That is a work of art. The only better Nazeem picture I've ever found on the internet is the screenshot of his decapitated head in Camilla's tomato bin.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:29 pm

Ha I honestly read "what exactly is the problem with Naziism?" XD

This guy has always been on the list for when/if I get back to that Boethiah's Calling quest!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:33 am

it seems his own wife hates him as well when she says "remember to treat your wife with respect".

You mean aside from "Looking for my husband? Try the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days." or "If you run into my husband Nazeem, remind him that he's not married to himself." ? :biggrin:

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:26 am

You mean aside from "Looking for my husband? Try the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days." or "If you run into my husband Nazeem, remind him that he's not married to himself." ? :biggrin:

Well, in that case, she must be DEFINITELY cheating on him.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:57 pm

It's not just what he says to the player. Even how he interacts with others is lame. Like he tells Carlotta her vegetables aren't fresh.. she immediately responds with "Umm, I just got them outside of Whiterun". And then he responds with "If you got them from my farm, they'd be twice as fresh."

He's the annoying "one upper" guy. There's nothing to like about people like this.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:02 am

Unlikeable characters like Nazeem are still important to the over all atmosphere, in my humble opinion. He is annoying and you do hate him, but I thank the developers for adding him to the game. His dialog grates on our patience because we hear it far too often, and that' a problem with all NPC dialog, not just his.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:28 am

He also annoys the Dunmer Hunter at the Market, telling him that there are some dunmer spicery on his meat. Then the dunmer said "No just salt. I hope you aren't afraid of salt"

I'm not "afraid" of anything. I simply prefer quality merchandise. No, no this meat won't do at all. Too much fat, and it all smells... wrong.
I actually advise the Jarl on political matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head.

Just a few of his annoying talking...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:10 am

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

LOL

that is fantastic :trophy:

That is a work of art. The only better Nazeem picture I've ever found on the internet is the screenshot of his decapitated head in Camilla's tomato bin.

LOL

I would love to see that picture.

Now when I see Nazeem I make sure that I stay far enough away from him so that he does not speak to me ^^

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:37 pm

Now when I see Nazeem I make sure that I stay far enough away from him so that he does not speak to me ^^

I make sure i am sprinting right at him ^^ so he gets a nice bodycheck

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:28 am

Nothing. He's dead.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:15 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

Best laugh I've had all day!!! AWESOME

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:54 am

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

One of the best screen shots I've seen. Curious though, how long did it take for you to get that one?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:40 pm

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748815401110972/F2C78FDA7380379A83E27E032F19BC6337E7473D/

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g322/Raidensama/Skyrim/TESV2012-02-0809-38-34-65.jpg

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:34 pm

Nazeem death shot thread ftw!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:47 pm

On an evil play-through I'm going to butcher him in plain sight and leave his body in the well opening as a warning.