what jokes will dawnguard say to the vampires? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:41 am

"You've got red on you"

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:48 pm

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» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:28 pm

While your statement is true, I don't see you doing any better. :smile:

Guess you missed the pun.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:57 pm

Michael Jackson vampire lord...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:52 am

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:15 pm

Bite me.

Like it... short and to the point

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:03 am

You're opinion is in-vlad.
Get it? Like invalid, but vlad, cus vlad the impaler.... sigh

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:38 am

Embrace Eternity

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:42 pm

How do you handle a vampire? With FIRE! If it doesn't die you're not using enough Fire!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:00 am

With vampires, there's too much at stake.
Seems like this svcker just lost his head.
What a pain in the neck, that guy was!

To deliver each punchline correctly each Dawnguard member is required to have several sunglasses on their person.
Choosing to use a horrible pun must be followed by taking off one pair of said sunglasses. No exceptions.

haha

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:21 am

So I hear you guys really svck, any truth to that?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:01 pm

I hope there is an easter egg making fun of Twilight somewhere. Maybe an in game book talking about a sparking vampire.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:48 pm

So I hear you guys really svck, any truth to that?

I didn't know Owyn was in the Dawnguard :blink:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:19 am

Speaking from diaphragm to Lord Harkon: "I'm about to open a can of dawn on your guards!"

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:54 am

You should be thankful. Thanks to me, you won't svck anymore.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:40 am

"You used to be a Vampire, but then you took an arrow in the knee" ?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:41 am

"You used to be a Vampire, but then you took an arrow in the knee" ?

A bolt maybe.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:59 am

I got one
A Vampire Lord, a ~~Werebear~~ and an Armored Troll walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this? Some kind of joke?"

then Todd Howard runs up and says "no this is the first DLC!!1"