what jokes will dawnguard say to the vampires? : V

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:48 pm

I once was an Vampire lord like you but then i took a bolt in the knee
i′ve fight mudcrabs stronger than you(i think that would be epic to hear from a dawnguard saying to a vampire lord!)

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:37 am

svck on THIS! (Swings sword)

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:34 pm

Sayonara svcker.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:57 pm

With vampires, there's too much at stake.
Seems like this svcker just lost his head.
What a pain in the neck, that guy was!

To deliver each punchline correctly each Dawnguard member is required to have several sunglasses on their person.
Choosing to use a horrible pun must be followed by taking off one pair of said sunglasses. No exceptions.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:42 pm

Nothing they'll just use fire magic and turn them to ash piles.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:09 am

With vampires, there's too much at stake.
Seems like this svcker just lost his head.
What a pain in the neck, that guy was!

To deliver each punchline correctly each Dawnguard member is required to have several sunglasses on their person.
Choosing to use a horrible pun must be followed by taking off one pair of said sunglasses. No exceptions.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:22 am

Fang you and good night.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:08 pm

I've got your sparkles right here (charges magic)

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:14 pm

I used to be a vampire like you...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:00 am

I THINK IT'S TIME YOU LIE DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!!!!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:37 am

"You look like you need a sunbathe, friend"

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:55 pm

I've got your sparkles right here (charges magic)

A term a barely use, but... LOL!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:09 am

Bite me.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:19 am

Bite me.

"Dawnguard: Better love story than Twilight"

fixed.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:46 am

I used to be Vampire lord like you, but then i took a stake to the heart.

Fix'd

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:37 pm

Sorry guys, but these jokes svck

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:48 am

Sorry guys, but these jokes svck

Thanks for the criticism.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:32 pm

Sorry guys, but these jokes svck

While your statement is true, I don't see you doing any better.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:03 am

Maybe a Joke NPC named Edward, with pale skin tone and square chin?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:34 am

Maybe a Joke NPC named Edward, with pale skin tone and square chin?

.... Who sparkles..

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:27 pm

Breaking Dawnguard... xD

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:24 pm

Breaking Dawnguard... xD

LOL.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:47 am

.... Who sparkles..

Yep, If they can pull it off. I am sure people will love him, since there was no Adoring fan/annoying follower in skyrim

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:36 pm

*Seeing a vampire lord for the first time*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

*Pushes vampire into sunlight and he bursts into flames, or use flames to exploit their weakness*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3Kyv_iaNs

*impales them with a crossbow bolt, sticking them to the wall behind them*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:40 pm

Yep, If they can pull it off. I am sure people will love him, since there was no Adoring fan/annoying follower in skyrim

So that crunching coming from upstairs of my house is a joke of my brain right