What naughty relationships have you discovered?

Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:30 pm

I overheard the steward of Mistveil Keep (Riften) and the Jarls Housecarl having a slight disagreement.
The steward then went on to say, "meet me in my quarters later, we can discuss this issue in private."
The cheeky elf.
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Jeneene Hunte
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:28 pm

I don't see anything naughty with that.

Now, Haelga is someone worth mentioning.
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Kortniie Dumont
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:22 pm

What about that guy who follows Mjoll around?
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Bones47
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:17 pm

What about that guy who follows Mjoll around?

He reminds me of this guy I knew. I had dated a girl he was really interested in (we broke up but were still friends), but she had no interest in him at all. He wouldn't talk to me directly at all, and followed her around the convention floor the entire time (a group of us were at an anime convention) like some kind of puppydog.
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:14 pm

I don't see anything naughty with that.

Now, Haelga is someone worth mentioning.

The way she said it, hmm.
And well, healga's a different story...
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Nicholas
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:52 pm

I detected some sixual tension between Ulfric and Galmar Stonefist....
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Hannah Barnard
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:56 pm

Isn't Bolli from Riften a player?
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Sasha Brown
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:44 pm

I detected some sixual tension between Ulfric and Galmar Stonefist....

Oh Ulfic how cheeky :blink:
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Phillip Hamilton
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:59 pm

What about Skyrim's Romeo and Juliet? :teehee:
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Kelli Wolfe
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:32 am

What about Skyrim's Romeo and Juliet? :teehee:

Who..? ??
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Guy Pearce
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 am

Who..? ????

If you could tell my how to make a spoiler thing I'll tell you :happy:
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Bigze Stacks
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:21 pm

Um I'll try explain :P
[ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ]

No spaces between the [ and the word 'spoiler'.

Type it between the spoiler tags.

If that made sense? :blink:
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kennedy
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:52 pm

Spoiler
Olfina Gray-Mane and Jon Battle-born. He's carrying a letter to confirm it and it can be used to blackmail him with

Found it myself :bunny:
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:04 pm

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Olfina Gray-Mane and Jon Battle-born. He's carrying a letter to confirm it and it can be used to blackmail him with

Found it myself :bunny:

Well done ;)
And oh my.. I love snooping in the people of Skyrim's love lives Muahaha
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Hayley O'Gara
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:07 am

Well done :wink:
And oh my.. I love snooping in the people of Skyrim's love lives Muahaha

I was going through his pockets and found the letter by accident :teehee:
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:33 pm



I was going through his pockets and found the letter by accident :teehee:

Keep your hands to yourself, sneak theif.
:P
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Roisan Sweeney
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:05 am

Aela and Skjor. Njada brings up some rumors about the two and Aela quickly dismisses them all guilty-like. She's not fooling anybody, haha.
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:03 am

Aela and Skjor. Njada brings up some rumors about the two and Aela quickly dismisses them all guilty-like. She's not fooling anybody, haha.

You know the first time I heard that, I just assumed that she was talking about rumors she'd heard

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about some Companions being werewolves, and mentioned Aela and Skjor because they are the ones who like being werewolves, and would probably go out hunting together and so would be the most likely targets of the rumors. I heard it again this week though and suddenly the ol' light bulb went on over my head. Now when I hear it I think that the fact that the two of them disappear at night to go hunting is making people suspect that they're having an affair instead.
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:48 pm

I detected some sixual tension between Ulfric and Galmar Stonefist....
Is that how Galmar got his name? :blink:


... :goodjob: :yucky:
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Ownie Zuliana
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:50 pm

Is that how Galmar got his name? :blink:


... :goodjob: :yucky:

In that case, I don't even want to think about Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced...
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Auguste Bartholdi
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:33 am

In that case, I don't even want to think about Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced...
I lol'd :tongue: What about http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Deep-In-His-Cups?
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:53 pm

Keep your hands to yourself, sneak theif.
:tongue:

He said something like that and my face went like this http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Rage-Challenge-Accepted.jpg
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Cameron Garrod
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:17 pm

[censored] AREIN AND MY WIFE!!! FUUUUU
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Ross
 
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Post » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:16 am

Ol' Delvin Mallory is a bit of a perv. He got caught spying on Vex whilst she was bathing in the lake. Dirty sod! :wink:
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Tamika Jett
 
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Post » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:35 pm

The way she said it, hmm. And well, healga's a different story...

Haelga is an entire illustrated smutty novel.
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