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Will do, thanks for the info sir.

once, i killed two top halves of the same man. and their little clones, too.

I set a fury spell on that dog in Whiterun so it turned on the brat it followed around. Was most amusing.

I cheated Louis Letrush out of a legitimate bargain. Otherwise, I play as a saint.

wiped out dawnstar

HAHA I just saw this. I would give you a Fishystick but I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do so.

I shouted in Jarl Balgruuf's face after Fus Ro Dah'ing the contents of both tables

(On PC with a "No essential NPCs" mod)
I was playing as an argonian assassin type. Joined up with the Dark Brotherhood, after completing the questline I decided I wanted to take a break from contract work. On my vacation, these are the things I did:

1. Spent a few game weeks buying every helping of Mead in Skyrim that I could.
2. Went everywhere and made notes of the habits of every bard I could find.
3. Stalked each one until A: There was a crowd around them and B: I could stab them undetected with my Daedric dagger.
4. Stayed hidden in the shadows after the kill and quickly opened their pockets, taking any valuables I wanted, then placing a single bottle of Mead into their inventory.

After this, I decided I liked this line of work that I had created, you know, being a serial killer, and repeated with Preists, High ranking Mages, shop keepers, barmaids, barkeeps, blacksmiths, and quite a few others. Eventually I ended up targeting the orphans and finished them all in one go, then the Jarls. Each character type got a different token from me placed on their corpse.

Skyrim was a very empty place when I was done.

I started a plan for Thalmor operatives to take control of Skyrim's fashion by opening a clothing shop


It worked, and now the Thalmor have excess funding!

I promised a young lad that I would find his flute, I lied.

Instead, you created the shortest lasting empire, and named at least a dozen cities after yourself. Well done!

Haha well played my friend. What can I say, im a pretty self centered person.

I must have stole something from Braith's house because I found a note on the body of a mercenary saying that she wanted payback. Not being able to kill Braith I decided to kill her parents right infront of her.

Did you dead thrall them and take them home?

They can make good decorations if you visit your housing often enough.

I walked into the vigilant of stendar headquarters and murdered everyone there in a about 5 seconds.

why would you do that?

I blew up Heimskr with a fireball spell, took his clothing and loot, then dragged his body into the middle of the Whiterun market

ps3 has no games

According to my stats i killed 1

Idle thumbs

Stole a sweetroll and shot a guard in the knee

Killing Partunax...

sacrificed a friend to Boethiah,

Me: "hey Faendal old buddy, let go for a little stroll in the mountains"

Faendal: "k"

then i stick him to the pedestal and put an arrow in his neck