Everybody knows the woman who sells vegetables in whiterun? Yes? And her little girl? Yes? So one day her little girl said she wasn't afraid of me, surely 'cause i'm a dark elf. Well, the following night, I went to their house, i woke up the mom and the girl, then I've blow her mom's head with a hammer. The girl cried. Then, I took her cloths off, I ate her body, I rosted it with fire magic, then I put a bucket on her head, and shot an arrow to her knee ...
