I get that a lot.

I think alot of you here sound like truly fascinating people who I'd be lucky to ever have as friends in real life.
Do remember the issues you may see in yourself are rarely what other people notice about you. It seems alot of people here are more socially concious and self aware, and excessive inner thoughts can lead to thinking that other people are as smart as you and can see your problems. They arent, and they cant.



My only real problem is that because I'm so short I have to keep a real close eye on my weight. It's a constant battle to stay at an acceptable weight. This wouldnt be so bad if I didnt have a 'thing' about food. I feel perpetually guilty and excersize an awfull lot.
And I drink too much. But that's not nescessarily a bad thing..

I'm a high-functioning sociopath, and I have a terrible tendency to make stupid references that are so obscure they could be from anything.

I'm too perfect, it really is a problem.

In all seriousness, though, I have no clue. I don't like down-playing myself or others, it makes it easier to stay cheery.

If anything, I guess I'd say a few personality traits I have and notice. I'm a very dry/serious person, I tend to become annoyed very easily (and as a result argue a lot), and also lack motivation to utilize my intelligence/potential. The last one's been bothering me the most as of late because I try to rationalize it and it makes me realize I have a somewhat nihilistic point of view on the world, which ultimately depresses me. At least I'm physically healthy and have love/family, I guess.

Edit: I guess you could say the furry thing is a "wrong", too. Believe me, sometimes almost perpetually I am ashamed by furries That's one thing that's NOT wrong with me, I [and I really hate to do the "I'm different" thing, but honestly] am not your typical furry in the sense that I have a sense of shame, whereas so many other furries seem to not understand that it's not okay to look at a picture and talk aloud about all the sixual things you wanna do to the character in it. It's so frustrating I could cry

Personally I think pale skin is more attractive than tanned skin.
Every time. Every time.

I have a big nose, a monobrow, I am overly critical of things and I can't strike up a conversation with new people or someone I haven't spoken to for a while. I can't make eye contact with those people and I give short, quiet answers. I'm also terrible at asking my friends if they want to hang out as well, fearing that they can't or don't want to. If people start talking to me though, I'm usually okay.

Furries? wow you learn something everyday. WTF!

I am grumpy in the mornings. Very.

It is morning, now.

It seems I also communicate like a robot when I am grumpy.

Awkward and inappropriate with little shame. Still makes me a riot! Was going to say I also have some sort of female repelling field, but I was the only one of my group to nab all the girls during New Years. And in my brony T-shirt too. Quite an accomplishment too, as two of my fraternity brothers who were in the group tend to get all the ladies.

Oh, and I'm a caffiend. Coffee hardly does anything to me, and I'm just too used to how it tastes. 4 cups of it is a normal day for me.

What's wrong with me? Plenty of stuff, for a start:


Yeah, I find it hard to spark a conversation with someone, and when I do, there are several awkward silences and the convo doesn't last long. I'm a one liner -- worse, I'm damned shy to ask the shopkeeper for anything that I need. I just walk around the bookstore until I find it. When the teacher asks me a question in class, I kick into nervous-mode and say something stupid. Yeah, I really hate that. I hate how I can't walk up to someone new in Youth Group or school and be like, "How goes you?" - even with people I've known for a while but haven't really spoken to. I'm just too shy and quiet - I tend to keep to myself and away from large social groups (and wish that I could have the courage to walk over there and just talk, or vice versa)

I put myself down too much. So much that it becomes humour for me. I'm also a perfectionist, so I take LOADS of time on everything. I don't stand up for myself because...I don't want to. I just 'okay' when someone insults me. I'm also an easily depressed guy. Yeah, I have problems.

I never finish stuff!

I lack the ability to pretend to be interested in people I find boring. I guess that's very arrogant really, but I usually assume that those people find me just as boring, so there's that at least. The flip side is that I tend to fall in love with my best friends, cause they're the only people I get on well with. That doesn't always work out.

"I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't get a drink"

I svck at maths. Most people do, but not many of them are astrophysicists. I sometimes worry that people will at some point realize this and hold it against me.

Obviously having Asperger's, which does make up a huge part of my personality...my mind works much differently from most neuro-typical people's minds, and I'm extremely shy and introverted, so many might find me "weird" or "eccentric" on account of that.

I also easily tend to get jealous or over-emotional about things in regards to trying to find a relationship, since I've never had a girlfriend in my 32 years (more often than not the girls I've approached would much rather be with a corprus-diseased Falmer than with me)...

(EDIT) also, I tend to hold grudges against people who have upset or slighted me, as well...

Tim (aka the Slipperman)

you should combine your perfectionist issues to your social issues. you will become the perfect speaker!

i am really sorry to hear that. dont worry your not missing out on much, more hassle than they are worth. id like to give you a gift! deus ex! get this game its so awesome, i promise.

I do too, but I thought mentioning that wold make my post look more biased

I dont know if I enjoy this vid or not. And yet I cant stop listening.

Same here, I hate having to talk just avoid silences, I wish people could be could be comfortable with just being quiet. I'm not the same in shops though, I'll happily ask where something is if I can't find it. Its only occasionally awkward. Once I asked the shopkeeper if they sold marshmallows (I really wanted some for my hot chocolate and couldn't find them in the shop) he had no idea what marshmallows were and looked at me like I was crazy. Turns out they did have some and this guy was just an idiot.
Anyway, on to my problems! I've been told I am really blunt and insensitive in conversation, in my opinion its just honesty. When somebody offends me I don't hesitate to let them know, when somebody asks me a question about their appearance, I tell them the truth. I can understand why lies are sometimes neccesary but I think people trust my opinions more because I speak my mind. If somebody asks me how they look and I say great, they know I really mean that and they appreciate it, they don't suspect I'm just being nice. Nobody likes being humored. However people are fickle things, they say I'm insensitive when the truth doesn't suit them and say I'm honest and trustworthy when the truth does.

Aw well, I don't think it airs here, so I'm not all that worried

I am lazy. Really, really horribly lazy. I have a slim build though, and I don't pack on weight fast, so despite being so lazy, I'm not actually overweight at all. Very unfit, though.

I also can't count, which makes it nearly impossible to get a job.I did math all throughout school except for my final two years, as well as after-school math classes, and I still find more than the most basic of math to be nearly impossible. I can do extremely basic addition of whole numbers, and that is almost it. I can subtract with extreme difficulty, can't add numbers that aren't whole unless I'm given time, and I can't work out percentages. I only know three of my times tables by heart (1, 10, and 11), and because of this I have severe difficulty working with money. This in turn severely limits my job opportunities which then fuels my laziness.

I'm also losing the ability to interact with people as a result of being lazy and jobless and living a half-hour away from town.

I'm super duper lazy. I struggle to find motivation to even get out of bed some days.
Other than that, I don't know what's 'wrong' with me. Guess I'm a little arrogant?

You don't seem arrogant. You just mentioned how terribly lazy you are, most arrogant people don't do that.

Oh so many things, such as never figuring out how to get an avatar on here

This as well, though with me when I am motivated I get very motivated so I guess I've got that working for me
When your feet are but clay I don't think it counts boss.
This is just hilarious.
Also this, Pale 4 life yo! Well other than the fact that I life in a hot, sunny country and my Dad has had skin cancer many, many times. So there's that to look forward to.
Also this, not sure if it's a 'condition' as such but it's there.

I'm kind of screwed

That's good. I don't want to come across arrogant. I just can't find much wrong with me, surely anything I didn't like about myself - I'd change?

I seem to be building a growing collection of things: short-sighted, slightly deaf in one ear, ADHD, Asperger Syndrome, chronic depression, agoraphobia, social phobia, diabetes, coronary heart disease thanks to said diabetes, a misbehaving liver, identity "issues", sleep apnoea, other unknown insomnia problems and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten to mention.

If I could choose just one thing to get rid of, it'd be the depression without doubt.

Edit: also being absent-minded to the point where I forget what I'm replying to by the time I've started replying. As I clearly did here. Bugger.

I won't bore with what I dislike about my body or physical problems. I'll bore you with everything else instead.

I'm a lazy bastad. So lazy it hurts. I used to actually do things but then I discovered how much I hate the world and how much I love video games. And I was never seen again. I'm also horribly inappropriate (I like to shout loli in a crowded theater), have not so healthy interests, have two people in my head waging war for control, very shy/socially awkward/hate social situations, slightly paranoid, I scare myself many times, my memory is [censored]e (and my knowledge suffers because of it), and I'm a little too emotionless.

I also seem to have a massive lack of bacon at this moment. What is this nonsense?!

I just had the most awesome bacon sandwich.

I'm overweight -not in a serious way, but still too much for my own comfort.

I need reading glasses... god that svcks.

I'm having a bad hair life thanks to unforeseen muppet dna I seem to have inherited somewhere..

Great with the ladies, but I'm still single, so there must be a hidden personality flaw there somewhere.. probably that little insanity thing I have going.

Frustrated with the fact that the rest of the world population seems hell bent on acting unintelligently constantly (not you guys, but the dumb segment of the population..)

PTSD issues.

Being broke.