I talk into a microphone in between songs, in other words, I'm a radio presenter.

You take pictures of bathroom tiles?

you follow policemen into the toilet so as to photograph them while they are holding up their willy cell phone?




You are one seriously sick individual, you know that?

I thought I knew you, man... get help!

I mean, most cops are armed -usually the more psycho one as well.., and someday man.. someday one of those guys is gonna get really pissed off at you sneaking in behind him and taking pictures of his willy -I mean cell phone, and blow your brains out.

you gotta be more careful, man..

I prefer the term "Ceramically-oriented aesthetical consultant."


I follow everyone into the toilet, this one just happened to be wearing blue.

Darn, double-ninjaed! (Or is that ninjad? Ninjicated? :unsure:)

Live with my parents, I do have a job at and after school program. It's easy enough but I've gotten tired of it after 3 years.Yea I now not very long but it really doesn't pertain to anything I like, unlike everyone else who works there, and the kids can be troublesome.

I work for a home developer. I do all the CAD work here. It's mostly drawing up construction documents but, I also make brochures, images for the website, rough plot plans and a lot more odd jobs that require a computer.

I think im about to be laid off
Im a PC tech

Attend school whilst I feed off my parents. Need to get a part time job soon though (if that's even possible).

I've been with the same small business for the last 10 years. Since it is a small business, I do a lot of things that would normally be done by completely different departments/people in larger businesses.

A sampling:

Government Compliance Testing for Defined Contribution and Defined Benefit retirement plans (this is what the company does)
Office Management
Systems Administrator
Software Engineer
Hardware Engineer
Client Troubleshooting
Internal Troubleshooting

I have 3 main jobs which are
A. Keep the IT running
B. Perform plan administrator duties for my client base
C. Manage nearly every aspect of the business that the owners don't want to.

I worked as a personnal security in Bahrain up until my friend refered me to another group which was essentially a private military, there I lost my son and got injured badly and was moved to the states where I worked as a construction worker for three years up til a few months back where I went back into the private military group I was in as a Security Officer and two months ago went and had to work as a Cargo Hauler for the guys where I wound up surviving a 20 foot drop in a truck where my leg was crushed, and was forced to retire from that work field and now I am a cripple for life (unless they manage to fix my bones using mechanical joints and servos without removing my leg entirely) and have no jobs open for me at the moment aside from working with a friend on a game/film design project which he wants to pitch to a company.

So now, I sit around editting audio files and drawing up concept designs for an animator- one I havn't even found for us yet. Sigh.

At the moment my job entails flipping through papers and operating a photocopy machine

I also do a bit of data entry, mail, and other general warehouse duties (when I'm not flipping through papers)

Oh yes and there are also staplers, rubber bands, and paperclips involved

Studying to be unemployed. (Archaeology)

Maybe I should've done something that can give me a future! :teehee:

Student.

I also do a little of this and that.

As little as possible, but since my house is paid for and I'm debt-free - woo hoo!

I believe Ninja'd is more correct and preferable.

I did the same thing once and used "Ninja-ed", and it didn't look right so I had to look it up.

I'm a life safety inspector.

Which is really odd. Considering my disposition towards people and humanity as a whole. I hate everyone and yet, I make sure the buildings people occupy on a day to day basis are safe for them to be there. Weird.

Well, not really. One's a job, the other's an image.

I'm a student right now. I write for a magazine but I don't get paid. I also worked in a charity shop for a year or so before university.

I'd like to get a christmas job in a game store or something.

Mailman

Worst. Job. Ever.


Currently studying, applying to university next summer and I hope to become a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virology. Looking good so far.

I mooch of my parents and do random art/design related jobs.

Me too. Theres a bit more direction to my jobs though..

I'm also in my last year of creative advertising...so after my thesis its off to an ad agency so I can become an art director. :stare:

Machinist by a strange twist of fate. Though, if everything goes as planned (as in, no more strange twists), I'll go to study to be a teacher (history or literature -- or both).