Wife, Horse missing

Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:44 am

Khajits are 'non-human animals' so bestiality describes it well ha.
Non-human "sentients", so bestiality doesn't describe it at all.
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kasia
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:27 am

The wife obviously ran off with the horse and went to get married in Riften.

If you're quick, you might catch them before they cross the border to Cyrodiil. :tongue:
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Dawn Porter
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:28 pm


Non-human "sentients", so bestiality doesn't describe it at all.
I suppose xenophilia would be a better word, but basically they are humanoid cats. six with cat > bestiality.
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Beulah Bell
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:59 am

I suppose xenophilia would be a better word, but basically they are humanoid cats. six with cat > bestiality.
In the real-world maybe, but in-game they aren't humanoid cats.

It is as much bestiality as six with elves.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:52 pm

If you're on the PC you could teleport to them though :D
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laila hassan
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:12 am

This is why I'm not getting married (yet)!

Seriously though, check in the water under the college?
I once killed a dragon up top, while it was sitting atop the college (couldn't grab its soul).
Many days later, on the trek uphill from the sea back to the college, out of the corner of my eye I saw a dragon float down from the college to the shallow water ravine.
I turned around, went back down under the college and sure enough in the shallow water there it was.... As soon as I approached it started breaking apart and I got its soul.
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Ana
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:35 am

don't feel bad man its just not possible to compete with that
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michael danso
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:42 pm

Wife and horse gone? Sounds like a country song
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rebecca moody
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:02 am

You say you were outside the collage? perhaps they fell to their doom.Did you check under the collage in the water?The same thing happened to me with shadowmear while dragon hunting, we were scaling a mountain enorder to get the drop on the dragon but the fracking horse decided to turn when he shouldn't have and we both fell.Shadowmear took the brunt of the fall,sent me flying down the mountain when I got up and dusted off shadowmear was no where to be found and this was like a month ago or more, so I just wrote him off as a KIA and continued on my business but a wife cannot be replaced like a horse so if she died your gonna have to wait for a letter or search for her corpse you can have a thousand horses but only one wife.
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Erika Ellsworth
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:36 am

Your wife's name wouldn't happen to be Catherine the Great would it?
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:10 pm

That's too bad. Maybe it got fed up with you constantly riding it but never buying it new shoes?

Shame about the horse too.
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:41 pm

Wife was probably picked up and thrown away by the Dragon. Horse was killed and rolled down a hill out of sight. You will never see either again.
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sas
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:05 am

Your wife's name wouldn't happen to be Catherine the Great would it?

or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzuVSKbIRQ
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:16 am

Best place to look: check all the inns.

"A horse walks into a bar."
"Take my wife, please!"

*Nageteppo*
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Naomi Lastname
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:00 am

Trick question!

He is married to his horse!

:hugs:
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:32 am

Trick question!

He is married to his horse!

:hugs:

Given the weird marriages possible in the game ("what? you married a male lizard?" (Asked by a Nord father to his son)) I wouldn't rule out the Caligula option...
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Cody Banks
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:15 am

Yeah, I read this as a classified ad in the Red Dead Redemption Newspaper.

Wife, Horse Missing
Reward Offered For Horse
:rofl:

An oldie, but a goodie.
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Chantel Hopkin
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:02 pm

The title of this thread sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. Or a good joke.
Or a country western song. lol

edit- ninja'ed multiple times, oh well
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:33 am

Does the missus have her own horse, or do you make her run along behind while you ride? She might have got mad, stolen the horse and ditched you.
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:54 am

Maybe your horse got fed up of taking you everywhere and decide to leave you and as you wife maybe she also got fed up of going on quest or she did run off. I would check the pubs just to make sure she not picked up anothe guy LOL
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