woman PLEASE : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:51 am

hello,

i cant get a girl in real life so ive decided to dedicate irl to a woman on skyrim

i would like a cat woman and to make lots of cute fluffy thieving khajiit babies with this fine woman

where do i meet said cat?

any help is appreciated

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:16 am

You can't marry Khajiits in Skyrim.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:53 pm

You can't marry Khajits in skyrim. I'm glad to be honest, the game is pretty laid back on homosixual marriages, but I'm glad they aren't as laid back on bestiality.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:56 am

Unless you are playing on PC there is no way to marry a Khajiit woman... No Khajiit marriage options exist within the game and the same goes for Bosmer (Wood Elves)...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:14 am

You can't marry Khajits in skyrim, nor Argonians. I'm glad to be honest, the game is pretty laid back on homosixual marriages, but I'm glad they aren't as laid back on bestiality.

Actually there are 3 Argonians in the game that you can marry... 2 male and one female... And I don't think it would qualify as bestiality if you were of the same race... Problem with this logic of them not allowing it is that a Khajiit or Argonian main character can marry whomever they please provided they meet the prerequisites for marrying the particular person they choose no matter their race...

This is why I'm annoyed that there are no Khajiit in the game to marry or Bosmer... Why aren't all races represented as marriage candidates, and why the heck is the only female Altmer option freaking ugly...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:43 am

Actually there are 3 Argonians in the game that you can marry... 2 male and one female... And I don't think it would qualify as bestiality if you were of the same race... Problem with this logic of them not allowing it is that a Khajiit or Argonian main character can marry whomever they please provided they meet the prerequisites for marrying the particular person they choose no matter their race...

This is why I'm annoyed that there are no Khajiit in the game to marry or Bosmer... Why aren't all races represented as marriage candidates, and why the heck is the only female Altmer option freaking ugly...

Yeah I edited my post a minute ago, you can marry argonians. I'm really not a big fan of Khajits or Argonians, they just seem ridiculous to me.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:53 am

You can't marry Khajits in skyrim. I'm glad to be honest, the game is pretty laid back on homosixual marriages, but I'm glad they aren't as laid back on bestiality.

You win 1 LOL from me. Thank you, sir.

-Loth

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:54 am

Uhm, this thread makes me wonder... If a Khajiit and an Argonian would make babies, how would their offspring look like? :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:36 am

Uhm, this thread makes me wonder... If a Khajiit and an Argonian would make babies, how would their offspring look like? :biggrin:

They can't breed with each other.

Thank the Nine.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:46 am

The Khajiit in Skyrim can't find wives, so they fall in love with animated characters from paper flip-books.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:43 pm

They can't breed with each other.

Thank the Nine.

But they can have fun trying...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:25 pm

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rdfep5.jpg

SHE IS SUCH A MINX!!!!

...oh well i guess ill die alone :<

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:10 pm

I think you should spend some time around real women. They're more interesting -- especially if they like Elder Scrolls games.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:39 pm

They can't breed with each other.

Thank the Nine.

i thought that no one knows if they can.

i also herd that there's a race in black marsh that is half nord half argonian, looks like a human with metalic skin?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:08 am

Uhm, this thread makes me wonder... If a Khajiit and an Argonian would make babies, how would their offspring look like? :biggrin:

Probably look like a guy's um...."Pedro"...that has not been shaved since the day he hit puberty.

Sides I'd like to not see furry elder of the scroll videos on you tube

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:55 am

To me the more significant thing in the OP is that you can't have babies.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:33 pm

The reason you can't find a Khajiit to marry is because we (Khajiit) have made it known that the other races aren't worth our tine.

And if you're a Khajiit looking to marry another Khajiit... go back home and find a proper mate.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:08 pm

The reason you can't find a Khajiit to marry is because we (Khajiit) have made it known that the other races aren't worth our tine.

And if you're a Khajiit looking to marry another Khajiit... go back home and find a proper mate.

But Brannegan and his human wife looked so cute on Doctor Who! (Granted, it is pretty clear who was more likely the Dragonborn of that relationship).

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:23 am

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rdfep5.jpg

SHE IS SUCH A MINX!!!!

...oh well i guess ill die alone :<

Exists some mods who let you marry Khajiits but they are a bit cumbersome to use, because of no CK yet.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:49 am

Uhm, this thread makes me wonder... If a Khajiit and an Argonian would make babies, how would their offspring look like? :biggrin:

Taking about Cats and Lizards.

What would a Dunmer and a Altmer have?

An Imperial with a Breton?

An Orc with a Nord?

Redguard with a Bosmer?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:42 am

Uhm, this thread makes me wonder... If a Khajiit and an Argonian would make babies, how would their offspring look like? :biggrin:

Depends. The race of any child in TES is based on the mother's :smile:

Yeah I edited my post a minute ago, you can marry argonians. I'm really not a big fan of Khajits or Argonians, they just seem ridiculous to me.

Well maybe your rediculous to them? These pesky humans drive this one to drink with their insessive whining about the sand burning their exposed flesh. Can't live with em'. Pass M'Rhani another beer nut.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:24 pm

Taking about Cats and Lizards.

What would a Dunmer and a Altmer have?

An Imperial with a Breton?

An Orc with a Nord?

Redguard with a Bosmer?

what about a mudcrab and a falmer? that would be kinky

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:41 am

Taking about Cats and Lizards.

What would a Dunmer and a Altmer have?

An Imperial with a Breton?

An Orc with a Nord?

Redguard with a Bosmer?

I believe an Orc and a Nord was done before. The result was Rosie O'Donnel.

Not sure about the others.

Standing by... Hehe

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:36 am

I believe an Orc and a Nord was done before. The result was Rosie O'Donnel.

Not sure about the others.

Standing by... Hehe

Oooooh face.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:50 am

what about a mudcrab and a falmer? that would be kinky :ohmy:

A Giant with a Dragon?