If you could eat a meal in Skyrim.... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:23 am

This thread is making me hungry

Breakfast: Grilled leeks, apples, and sliced goat cheese, followed by a boiled creme treat.
Lunch: Phesant roast with baked potatoes.
Dinner: Venison stew with bread.
Anytime: Sweetrolls.

Wash it all down with some mead.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:41 am

Karthwasten Fried Chicken!

I always wondered what bone meal tastes like.

Bonemeal is common in things like dog biscuits and livestock feed. It would be horrible to eat on its own.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:25 am

over 9000 cheese wheels

for serious though
I'd cook myself some soup and bread with mammoth cheese. I hear Dwemer oil is nutrient rich, maybe use it as dressing for my snowberry salad.

Btw, do you ever feel like a salem witch concocting a recipe in your cauldron whenever you're using the alchemy table?
1 eye of Sabre cat: Check. 1 Giant's toe: check. 1 human heart:check

sometimes I do

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:48 am

Bonemeal is common in things like dog biscuits and livestock feed. It would be horrible to eat on its own.

But you could use bone meal as a thickener in soups or sauces... :laugh:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:37 am

Double Horker burger with sauteed bleeding crowns and mammoth cheese mmmmmm

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:00 pm

Smashed Juniper Berries. With a bit of Snow-berries. Add some mead a bit of salt and some moon-sugar. Mix it - My Drink.

Cooked Salmon sliced in 10 strips. Get a bread. Extra Long Bread. Add the salmon. Salt and some lettuce - My Meal.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:55 pm

Lydia's Beaver with whip cream

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:36 am

Lydia's Beaver with whip cream

Something's fishy about that...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:01 am

This thread was making me hungry.. right up til that Lydia post. :lol:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:57 am

Brother Verulus

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:47 am

Briarheart warm from the chest of a forsworn

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:53 am

For some reason the Venison always looks good.

Maybe some baked potatoes on the side.

I really don't like that the only beverages in the game are alcoholic. (I think) I don't drink. Never will.

Why aren't there bottled water?

If they can bottle mead, why can't they bottle water?

It would seem really smart to have bottled water in such a world where there isn't a walmart on every street corner.

Lydia's Beaver with whip cream

I don't get it. :mellow:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:03 am

Mead, mead, and more mead... with a side of mead.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:35 am

Lydia's Beaver with whip cream

I still don't get it.

Can someone please explain?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:13 pm

Mammoth cheese bowl, pressed pheasant and daedra heart with grilled leeks. Skooma

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:26 am

Umm, lets look at the menu ... I think I'll go with a serving of the Namira special. That sounds interesting!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:41 pm

A nice Steak with some Eidar Cheese melted on top & some Alto Wine drizzled over it.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 am

I still don't get it.

Can someone please explain?

Apple cabbage stew, baked potatoes, Elsweyr fondue, bread, apple pie.
As for drinks, mead with juniper berries, what else?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:31 am

I still don't get it.

Can someone please explain?

I smell virgin :lmao:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:06 pm

This has got to be one of the best threads on this forum yet!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:39 am

salmon smuthered in skooma, snow berries (lightly seasond with skooma), cabbage stew (with extra skooma), a sweetroll (with a dab of skooma), and a biiiiiig ol' bottle of skooma :liplick:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:33 pm

The Head of Glenmoril Witch

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:41 pm

Goats leg, horker stew and Skooma.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:19 am

Why can't we eat Skeevers!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:37 am

Why can't we eat Skeevers!

Skeever Tail, Charred Skeever Hide?