» Fri May 13, 2011 6:56 am
HELP!!!!
at level 1 i decided to run to vegas
i got ambushed by night gits,i managed to leap onto a 1 foot wide rocky boulder,they cant get at me.
MWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but i have now been on that rock for 3 weeks,i am eating nothing but my dandruff and ejaculate and licking the rock at dawn for moisture.
the 5 night gits have eaten nothing ???????...wtf ?
i dont care though,i am hard,nothing phases me.
i can wait.
though my diet is a bit protien rich i find i can make quite a nice omelette if i flatten a giz n dandruff patty onto the mid day baking rock i now call home.
and still they circle me.
week 12 now.......
eric [i named them] has started to look damn attractive ?
is this a new tactic of night gits ?
they are using thier animal sixual attraction to lure me down ?
i know he doesnt love me
i know its all lies
bloody men are all the same..........
still,he does have quite a cute smile,of rancid drooling teeth with thin strips of rotting meat dangling twix his incisors....he actually is damn fine as night gits go.
week 15....
i`m a lilttle tea pot short and stout,
heres my handle
heres my spout
oh freddled grunt buggly i implore thee...
oooooooooooh a head louse...
MEAT for dinner today
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
week 20.....
i can stand it no more....
eric has started a romance in front of me with doris the fattest of the gits...
i am finally going to give it up...
i have been a virgin too long.....
please tell my wife i tried to resist
but i must now go join my new lover as i cant resist anymore.....
i wonder what our kids will look like ?
*jumps down*