You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Skyrim When... : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:19 pm

When certain sounds make you flinch.

Little girl in flip-flops = frost spider.

Construction equipment = Dwarven ruin (Did I just hear a sphere being released?)

Low flying helicopter or airplane = ????

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:10 am

When you join a sports team and expect to be come leader of the team because some weird event happens right after you join and the leader dies, or gets kicked out so for some whatever reason you are elected to take his spot. ( ^_^

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» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:50 pm

When shout Foos Doh Ra to clear the dinner table.....

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:33 am

When you notice you're limping when you get up to get a beer cuz your character just took an arrow to the knee....

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:19 pm

You curse the fact that snow elves plot seems unfinished and have great discussions on this fact.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:04 am

You are irritated by a classmate with an ultra-squeaky voice so you yell "Fus Ro Dah" at her to which she squeaks and sits down. My friend did that and I just looked at him for the longest time before shouting, "ALL HAIL THE DRAGONBORN!!!"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:00 pm

When you squat next to sombody at the mall and get arrested for having your hands in their pockets... and your excuse is.."hey I didn't take anything, I was only looking at their inventory.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:39 pm

when walking down the street you decide this walk is to long so you shout at the top of your lungs WULD....NA KEST!!!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:25 am

1. You try constantly picking at the lock of your house to get your lockpicking skill up in hopes of reaching the next level so you can put a perk point in it.

2. You keep trying to touch verious parts of the map on your GPS Unit in your car with a ball-point pen in hopes of Fast Travelling.

3. You get to school at 8:00 AM (Just in Time for First Class) and try to activate WAIT for 8 hours.

4. While out Deer Hunting in the woods, you see a Boeing 767 flying overhead and immediately dive for the nearest ditch out of fear that a dragon is about to close in on you. You promptly pull out your gun and start shooting at it.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:35 pm

Leaving work for the night, doing the usual checks in my head to make sure I've got everything in my pockets for the journey home - "OK, keys in left, change and wallet in right" - when I genuinely found myself adding "and Aura Whisper as Shout, when travelling". I actually stopped dead in the middle of the office. If I could have looked at myself with a pitying sneer, I would have.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:42 pm

When you as a gamer girl decide that only dudes knowing duel cast a spell in Skyrim are worthy.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:58 pm

When you stop playing...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:46 pm

In RL, I got land in the mtns with identical weeds--from the same exact blue and orange flowers, to the purple thistle. I know I've played too many hours when a walk around the property to take a break, has me reaching to harvest the weeds.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:11 am

When your boss calls you into his office. You nervously ask "What is it.. dragons?"

When you're wallpapering your bedroom and reach for a bottle of fortify decorating.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:16 pm

When you take out Skyrim to play Modern Warfare 3.. and you want to put away the guns and shoot fireballs at everyone.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:34 am

Haha lol laughed at that

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:31 am

... when you bother to reply to a topic about playing Skyrim too much.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:33 am

a piece of the feces is too big, having problem to squeeze it out from my @sshole, then I tried "fus ro dah"

woops! I squeezed it out!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:50 am

Seeing the girl of my dreams then proceeding to wear a special amulet expecting her to marry me.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 pm

Your math teacher has a bunch of math terms taped on the wall, and it's labeled "Word Wall," and your first reaction when you see it is: "Awesome! I can get a new shout!"

I felt so dumb... :facepalm:

Oh Gods that math class would be unbearable. I know that if I had to sit in that room for an entire period at least, all I would hear is "HUU HA HUUA... HUU HA HUUA...." Until I walk over, stand there for about 5 seconds and hear the "HAA HAAA HAAAA HUUUAA!!"

One time, however (I'm almost ashamed to admit this) I was walking down Main Street in my town, and I turn and open my mouth, about to say something, because for some reason I totally thought Kharjo was right there. :blink:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 am

1. Upon leaving the house, you hit a deer while driving down the road and curse yourlself for not saving your game before you got in the car.

2. While out fishing off the bank of the river, you suddenly realize that you left your fishing license at home. As the game warden approaches, you quickly drop all your bait and tackle and make a run for it. As your strength nearly gives out, you try desperately to use a Whirlwind Sprint shout for an extra boost.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:17 pm

we end up barely speaking to eachother at night

Ah, this one understands successful relationships.

J'rahzir knows not when he has spent too much time in the realm of the Nord. Perhaps when snooty Breton banker tells J'rahzir that his ID says Earl.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:11 pm

When you start posting on the forums.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:02 pm

you ask a policeman whether he got an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:34 am

You're considered Elder Scrolls loremaster in your school.

Skyrim is pretty popular in my school, and many students have approached me with questions about the Elder Scrolls. I feel like Esbern!

Ah, it's good to be a nerd!